Will that supercollider n Switzerland kill us all in Nov.?

Thanks you. :slight_smile:

Wouldn’t this, at the very least, act like some sort of transdimensional beacon???

I’ve got a bad feeling about this…
I’ve seen enough movies to know this type of deed never goes unpunished!

Amazingly, it might. Many of the current physical models which posit extra dimensions also posit that gravitation is the only phenomenon which can propogate through the extra dimensions. And an evaporating microscopic black hole would be an excellent source for the high-energy gravitational disturbances which would be needed.

Mind you, those same models also seem to indicate that there’s not likely to be anyone else out there, other than possibly ourselves. And there are easier ways to send a message to ourselves.

And several thousand years later, on another planet: “Wow, look at the pretty nebula.”

There is no danger if current theories are correct.
The experiment needs to be run to find out if current theories are correct.

What are quasars, btw?

A source of radio waves and other electromagnetic radiation. Very far away and very very bright. Quasar - Wikipedia

Okay, so what’s the minimum size of a black hole that would engulf the earth? How long would it take to swallow our planet?

Thanks to my brain dropping a letter out of this quote, I just had a Homer Simpson moment.

Mmmmm… transdimensional bacon…

Sez here:

But! Is it kosher?

See, I have this sin of fear that the “sources” themselves–the quasars-- are the result of civilizations or natural processes that created their own supercollider event equivalent and went poof. If particle theory is fundamentally wrong and it turns out what we consider particles are really just localized behaviour of what is really a space continuum, and then we tear the sucker–just a tiny tear, but it gets 'er started–I’m too nervous to even think about it.

What I need to decide is if I should squander all my money between now and November on golf and the like. It would be so embarrassing to wake up the day after and be broke. And it doesn’t seem like there would be time to be satisfied if it turned out I was correct and the scientists were wrong, and we quasared ourselves.

History shows us that there was a starship of extraterrestrial origin conducting a survey in our system at the time and detected the phenomenon thereby leading to the first contact between these two species

To reiterate, the new collider will be very impressive on a human scale, but as usual, we ain’t got nothin’ on Mother Nature. Cosmic rays regularly reach energies far higher than anything this supercollider will produce, and none of them have poofed the Earth yet. The only reason we need this experiment, rather than just watching the naturally-occuring cosmic rays, is that the cosmic rays are inconveniently random, and can’t be produced on demand. Of course, folks do still study them as well, when and how they can.

It would be nice if we’d hear that there’s going to be some real practical pay-off to this machine, something that will give us direct benfits in some way … like making a pollution-free car or something.

Why do I have Holst’s Mars playing in my head as I read this?

It’d probably be better to stop this thing right now. It’s the results of these experiments that leads to making time-travelling wormholes possible, and as a result the not-too-distant future has decided to ship us all of their excessive global warming heat. That’s the reason it’s getting hotter here, don’t you see?

To us it would only appear to last 10[sup]-74[/sup], but to the black hole, it would seem to last 10[sup]-38[/sup].

D&R

Well, the thing with fundamental research like this is, you can’t really tell what benefits it’ll bring, or when. Personally, I don’t think it needs any “practical” payoff: Sure, some things might be good for the human species, but what are we good for? I think that the fundamental knowledge is the justification for human benefit, not the other way around.

But the historical record has shown that, even when folks had no idea what something would come to (or if it would even come to anything) when they did it, fundamental research has always paid off practically, eventually. If you insist on specifics, one possible benefit that this work might potentially lead to (and I say this with a very large grain of salt: No promises) is that it might eventually lead to the production of magnetic monopoles and/or stable microscopic black holes, either of which could be used for extremely efficient power generation.

Or it might not, of course. Like I said, I make no specific promises, since I don’t have a magic crystal ball. I’d be willing to lay good odds that it’ll lead to something valuable, though I don’t necessarily know what that would be. But even if it doesn’t, I still maintain that it’s worthwhile.

Our Doom Is Delayed:

The LHC website reiterates the points made above:

Every time there’s a big new high energy physics experiment there seems to be similar baseless doomsday predictions.