Texas leave? You gotta be kidding right. 
We’re finally getting y’all back in line. No we ain’t taking off. We’re taking over. Got Florida in our pocket. Now we got “Poppy’s” posterboy for physical fitness to swing California for us.
Mr. Blair is going to help us when we buy Canada during our next term at the Whitehouse. Cuba should be ready in a couple of years, if that damned Castro would hurry up and die. BTW we’ve started trading again and we already have more military there than they do. It should’ve worked 40 years ago but for that damned JFK.
When we foreclose on Mexico’s loans in 2008 they’ll have to give us most of Northern Mexico (vast oil reserves found there in the 60’s by Zapata oil).
I’m afraid Panama isn’t able to control the canal. So, as per various loopholes we are obligated to take control of it again in the next few years. Might as well pick up some extra real estate with the deal too. We should have the Middle East under control by then, Thank Dubya.
Therefore it’d be a good time to renew our war on drugs and maybe we can “liberate” some of them poor South Americans.
With that, we should control most of the oil AND drugs. What to do with all that money…
I understand our Ambassador to Russia (Mr. Terminator) has secured the purchase of Western Siberia for the price of some heating oil and some Big Macs. BTW They threw in some old warheads and stuff too. ** Aaahh…the missing WMD’s** I knew they’d turn up somewhere. :rolleyes:
So ya see, we’ve got lots to do. Got no time for breaking up. If we could just get Jeb and Rev. Jackson back on program we could work out that deal in Africa.
oops…did I say that out loud, sorry.
Seriously it’s not as bad as all that but I don’t think the US is gonna “break up”. It is getting a little crowded though. So a little extra space for our elbows might not hurt. Especially the wealthy businessmen types. Places where free enterprise can flourish.
Like GHWB said “A New World Order”
<tin foil hat off>
Texas leave, hah…you wish 