Hey, I’d be delighted if Jesus would kindly Rapture all those folks who believe in ‘the Rapture.’
I don’t care what he does with them afterwards, so long as he gets them out of our hair.
I won’t say their absence would enable the rest of us to live together in peace and harmony, but we’d surely be somewhat closer to that goal without them around.
Harold Camping on May 22:
“It worked! We warned so many people, and they prayed so hard, that God relented! Praise the Lord!”
Wow, that’s a good picture!
This guy thinks so. (Apologies if this has already been linked, I did a quick scan for it…)
Camping figured it out mathematically. He took a book of parables ,written by lots of different people then translated into English , and subjected it to rigorous math. How could he be wrong?
My man Harold explains this:
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/nomanknows/nomanknows.html
That’s an interesting point. Not trying to convert anyone, tho’. I’m a lapsed Catholic.
I don’t know how we’re supposed to have a serious discussion about a bunch of preposterous claims made by some mountebank. I just marvel that people who claim to put faith in the Bible have so little regard for its contents, or even apparent knowledge of what’s in there. Instead they indulge in this sorcery of interpreting every line wildly out of context.
So what is your opinion about this guy and his prophesy?
Well, 70,000 people die every day . So May 21st will be the end of the world for those who die that day.
Wouldn’t it be a bitch to win the lotto on the 20th?
Uncle Jay Explains it all. It’s his very last episode, of course. Clever, and only 3 minutes long.
Uncle Jay also has a new version of the famous White House photo and shows OBL watching his favorite videos. Watch it before the world ends!
There was a guy in National Airport yesterday wearing a May 21 Judgment Day t-shirt, handing out tracts. I asked him whether Family Radio had sold all its broadcast licenses, effective May 22, to raise funds to get the word out. He told me I had to listen to Family Radio to find out.
I expect I’ll find out on May 22.
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Only if you are one of the 200 million elect. If you are anyone else, then you will have 5 months to spend it. I imagine one could have a lot of fun in 5 months spending all of your lotto winnings.
-XT
Would that be true in a world where almost everyone is convinced it only has five months to go (which I’m sure would be the case if Camping is correct about this Saturday)? Would you find airline workers that would give a damn about getting you to your vacation destination? Car salesman that want to sit in a dealership all day so they can make commission selling you a Ferrari? Cooks and staff that care about whatever money they’ll make serving you a gourmet dinner? I’d bet that being filthy rich in that case would be next to useless.
Presumably even with 200 million people disappearing (world wide), most people won’t really notice (unless there are some other spectacular paranormal events…maybe all the elect will be wished away in giant fiery chariots or something). Gonzo, however, being the keen eyed observer that he is, and in possession of his lotto winnings, will know the world is ending in 5 months (presuming he isn’t one of the elect…you never know). So, he should have ample opportunity to blow the lot on whatever it is that gonzo’s blow millions on. Giving it away to the poor or something, I shouldn’t doubt.
-XT
I’m not buying that. 200 million loved ones all reporting missing persons on the same day? I wonder if that’s the story Camping will use on the 22nd, although he’d have to explain why he wasn’t one of them.
Maybe Camping has a bunker painted with clouds and harp playing angels or something, and he’ll retreat there after going on a bender on the 20th.
I don’t know if 200 million people world wide would be noticed, though I guess if we narrow it down to just Christians (or just Christians from one of the sects) then it might be more noticeable. I was thinking in terms of nearly 7 billion people, but if only Christians are counted then 200 million would be, what? 20%? That would certainly be noticeable.
-XT
Don’t forget that 200 million people won’t just go missing, they will disappear, no doubt with millions of witnesses on hand. That’s gonna be news worthy.