Why am I channeling the Hanukah song?
“Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock - both Jewish.” 
The first Jew gets elected POTUS. He calls his mother in New York and invites her to spend Passover with him at the White House.
MOTHER: Oh, but I hate going outside any more! The subways are horrible! The traffic! And taxicabs are so expensive!
POTUS: Mother, I’m the president of the United States. You won’t have to take the subway or drive or take a cab. I’ll send a limousine with Secret Service agents to pick you up and take you to the airport.
MOTHER: Oh, but airports are so hectic nowadays!
POTUS: Mother, I’m the president of the United States. You won’t have to go through the airport. The limo will take you straight to Air Force One and you’ll board and fly straight to Washington.
MOTHER: Oh, but I’d hate to try to find a hotel room in D.C.! And who knows who’s been there?!
POTUS: Mother, I’m the president of the United States. You won’t have to stay in a hotel. Another limo will pick you up at the airport and take you straight to the White House and you can stay in the Lincoln Bedroom.
They firm up the details. Mom hangs up and calls her best friend.
MOTHER: Helga, guess where I’m spending Passover! With my son!
HELGA: Your son the doctor?
MOTHER: No, the other one.
oooooOOOooooOOOOoooo :eek: ooooooOOOOoooooo.
Perfect.
Not really. We do not have a serious need for this thread to get bogged down in Jewish jokes, (particularly since it pretty much guarantees that it will offend somone, possibly inciting a flame war).
Let’s quit while we’re not too far behind.
[ /Modding ]