No. But we’ll still remember Hal Briston and the sheep thing.
Just fuck ***one ***lousy sheep …
Yeah, and what about all the times he didn’t do it, huh? How come he doesn’t get credit for that?
He didn’t did not never do it! He never didn’t do it and always did!
Sheep aren’t the only lonely farm animals.
They’re the reason Scotsmen wear kilts, because sheep can hear zippers.
The reason they play bagpipes is to, er, practice for the cows’ udders.
I’m betting you’ll finally get your focus off yourself. Or be very lonely.
Just curious…do I get a say in this?
I think your sheep has said it all, already. I can still hear the bleating in my nightmares.
Must’ve been one baaad sheep.
I remembered his name, looked him up online, and found a picture of him carrying the corpse of a wild pig on his back.
I perhaps should’ve mentioned I went to school in rural New Zealand.