Whoohoo! (Hey, watch the hands there. Hands!)
And thanks, Jim. 
You don’t happen to live around here, do you… cuz I would totally invite you over.
Happy Birthday, lev and you, too,** Risha**.
Your woman sounds like a twat, and your birthday of all days should remind you that life is short, and you should be happy while you still can.
And I always thought that song went “You say it’s your birthday”, not “Today is your birthday”, so ignorance fought.
AND MANY MORE!
Its sucky to have your birthday forgotten by the one person who supposed to remember and acknowledge it. I know how you feel. “I’m not some spoiled brat or a kid who needs balloons, but a happy birthday would have told me you noticed you cared, especially since I’m always cleaning up your messes.” Not sure what your situation is otherwise, but maybe you should get out, the woman is not an adult.
lifts glass here’s to a happy birthday, and that next year this time you look back and feel so much better about where you are.
If only you could see me you’d know I’m wearing an identical dress and wig to this one (though accessorized slightly differently, and with a WALTONS lunchbox) as I sing in my breathiest (in part due to cigarettes) voice-
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**[SIZE=4]Happy birthday… to you
Happy birthday… to you
Happy birthday dear Levdrakon…
Happy birthday… to… YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I’m Talkin’
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
VOUS!
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Many Happy Returns of the Day.
And get a new girlfriend. She sounds ghastly.
Happy birthday. Treat yourself to a new girlfriend, I think your current one is broken.
Happy (belated) Birthday!
Many happy returns. Now hie thee to a decent restaurant with your lady.
Lemme get a few more shots in me and… ahem
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life!
(be sure to remember mine, it is December 1st!)
Happy birthday! Mine was Tuesday! Sending you and all other August Dopers a bunch of good birthday wishes and smooches.
Cumpleaños feliz,
cumpleaños feliz,
os deseamos LEV y RISHA,
cumpleaños feliz
And to Really Not All That Bright, too, but the name didn’t fit in the lyrics…
C’est la vie…
For your birthday- even if it is alone… link
Happy Birthday!
Hey, Happy Birthday, yesterday.
I’m handing you an imaginary balloon. One for each of you. You get to pick what color it is.
Happy birthday.
If I knew where you lived, I’d bring you a cake. I am big on cakes.
Colorado Springs! Bring cake!
I’m not absolutely certain, but for those who don’t speak French I think Nava just said the cumquats are full of decimals, then something about Trotsky and the Kurds.