After beer, use gardens - don’t eat the local vegetables, just pie. Good luck.
Never sit with your back to the door, rub blue mud into your belly button when local custom requires, remember to pack and use condoms, and vaya con Og.
Pack them with what? Oh, right.
You’re going to the Twilight Zone? Say hi to Rod Sterling for me.
Take care!
Are you going on a Walk-a-bout?
Flying out for El Camino de Santiago ?
Hi gang.
Thanks for all the well-wishes… I think they worked!
I’m in California, having flown 7500 miles to hang out with the Dope’s own MaxTheVool. He’s pretty awesome IRL, despite the fact he usually beats me at Scrabble.
It’s good. It’s very good. 
Scrabble, humm.
No dead bodies or anything?
It’s always good to read good news 
I’m not satisfied until I hear that Max is ok 
Yes, he is fine. Oh, whoops, I mean, yes I am fine.
…araminty, what did you do?
Hey you’re the Cupid; you tell us! 
I guess it’s too late to add my advice?
“Never eat anything you can’t pronounce.”