Friday night, barely 11 days after the attack on the WTC:
I go out to have a dinner and a few brews with some friends after a hard days work. May I add a FEW- not enough to get stumbling drunk! Sorry if I and I would guess the majority of Americans do not buy into the “impairment begins with the first drink” argument.
Part of the evening’s discussion is about how brave New York cops are, and how important it is that law enforcement spend as much time as possible in catching the scumbags that are plotting attacks in this country.
It’s late, it’s time to go home and go to bed.
Travelling home, we suddenly see a sight that makes us wonder if there was a terrorist attack: Berks County and PA State Police police stopping every car on route 222!
Are they checking to see if any suspicious characters are carrying chemical weapons in their trunks? Perhaps an APB has been issued for terror suspects? Thank GOODNESS our brave and courageous law enforcement officials are doing their best to take quick action to prevent more innocent Americans from getting killed. . . .
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WRONG! It’s a stupid FUCKING sobriety checkpoint! They let some cars go by . . then they pull ME aside. Oh boy here we go with Banana Republic policing at it’s best.
These ass clowns spend 20 MINUTES doing their retarded tests, asking me invasive questions about where I was, what I ate, how much beer I had to drink. They even made me do the line test, which frankly I couldn’t pass perfectly SOBER, but I was able to successfully complete, since, well, I wasn’t drunk. I also lied to the cop about how much beer I had. He called me on it, so I finally asked him to get to the godamned point: am I over the legal limit or NOT?
I mean, either fucking ARREST me- or let me go home.
The result of all this bullshit??? I take a breathalyzer test to reveal a .04 BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL. That’s right, folks, I was harrassed and humiliated for nearly half an hour for having a BAL at 40% THE LEGAL LIMIT. I was more sober than when I’m drinking cough medicine.
I mean, wouldn’t it have been better to just do the breathalyzer up front and get it over with?
Since these Barney Fifes had nothing to pin on me, I left and saw a line of THIRTY CARS going the other way!!! 30 people who most likely just wanted to go home. This line included truck drivers! I mean, yeah, I’m sure they rolled their 18 wheeler to the local belch and beer to pick up chicks, and were on their way home.
I also loved how people that weren’t going to put up with this bullshit turned around to go the other way, thanks to a Pennsylvania Court Ruling that pointed out drivers have the right to do this, because even judges know deep down that checkpoints are bullshit. Unfortunaltey, the fuzz also has the right to pull them over, which they were doing with glee.
I mean, there had to be at least 20 FUCKING COPS involved with this! This in a county that hosts the city of Reading, PA- which has one of the highest per capita crime rates in the state. Hmmm . . maybe if we put all of those resources into arresting REAL criminals, Reading would be a bit safer?
I also really enjoyed the fat hillbilly local FUCKS at the Auto Body shop sitting on their lawn chairs in the parking lot, feeding their fat fucking faces with potato chips enjoying the whole thing. Yeah, looking at those bellies, I’m sure THEY never drink beer!
Look, preventing people from getting killed or hurt in drunk driving accidents is important. Police should be monitoring drivers that are erratic, speeding or swerving. But violating my rights, embarrassing and harrassing me for almost 30 minutes for no reason? Fuck THAT. I know, I know police have their procedure they must follow before issuing a breathalyzer test. But that is a moot point. The sobriety checkpoint is bullshit to begin with.
I have an idea: instead of wasting taxpayer money with your silly sobriety checkpoints, why not use your manpower and resources to do the following productive things for your community:
**1. Escort chemical tanker trucks through the county, in wake of news reports they might be targeted by terrorists.
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Guard mosques and Arab owned businesses from rednecks (like the ones sitting there watching all this) who might threaten or vandalize them.
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Patrol 1-78, where something like 20 people have been killed in accidents involving 18 wheel trucks over the past 2 years.
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Guard federal buildings.**
I mean, even stopping by the Krispy Kreme for a coffee and some dounts might be more productive than THIS nonsense. You never know, you might be preventing a robbery!
I can see it now . . .a chemical attack takes place in Reading. BUT many more people die than there has to be because every law enforcement officer within 50 square miles is too busy . . doing DUI checkpoints!
WHERE ARE OUT PRIORITIES, LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS??? I don’t know about you, but here are MINE:
- Preventing terrorism
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100. DUI ckeckpoints
Hey PA Cops- the NYPD are REAL cops, real men and real heroes, who are too busy catching real criminals and saving lives to bully law-abiding citizens. Your just a bunch of Keystoners.
Fuck you, fuck your sobriety checkpoints. Go catch a terrorist or something, and stop wasting my valuable time, bullies.