Eve is all woman. All woman. She just needed a touch of outside help to show that fact to the world.
She’s once, twice, three times a lady. . .
Unfortunately, a quick search of Shakespeare’s Dark Lady sonnets does not reveal a suitable quote. So I shall have to turn to . . .The Simpons
Homer-But, you’re a lady!
Itchy-She’s a lady alright!
Scratchy-A byooootiful lady.
burundi last night asked if I thought fucking in a tree would be difficult; I suggested it’d be easier if you found a nice position in the tree’s crotch.
Daniel
Fucking in a tree probably IS difficult, but you can’t do it in NY anymore… everybody will just tell you “it’s been done.”
I’d pay someone to do it in Topeka, home of Phred Phelps.
I’d mention that a dead person is, in fact, a favorable alternative to Ashcroft, but I’ll refrain…
That would be because most christians who believe God condemns homosexual sex and sex outside marriage) don’t post here.
I think there must be only about 3.
Tha would be because they are called gay bashers, knuckle draggers.
This is so a christian unfriendly board.
Whats this black vinyl thingie?
Oh, vanilla…
This is not a Christian-unfriendly board. There are whole legions of devout Christians who post here without undue criticism. There are even quite a few well-loved and respected Christians who post here. I could name Polycarp, tomndebb, scottischer, Mangetout, Siege, YOU…
Just because the majority opinion on this board is that a particular (non-universal-among-Christians) belief is chauvinistic, outmoded, and wrong does not make this a Christian-unfriendly board.
Do you mean to be elected to office, or to have sex with in a tree?
Oh wait. I’m being silly. Of course it’s both.
Someone help me - I have show tunes running thru my head.
*Look at me,
I’m as helpless as a kitten
Up a tree.
And I feel like I’m clinging to my 32-year old transexual lover,
I can’t understand.
I get misty,
And I need Vanilla Pepsi.
Walk my way,
And a thousand New York police start to play…*
Ouch! Who threw that?
Regards,
Shodan
Don’t forget Triskadecamus. He’s the most beautiful Christian I know.
I knew I was forgetting people… 
I’ve seen a (really stoned) guy attempting to fuck a tree on Hollywood Boulevard a little over a year ago. The story in this thread just takes the cake though.
So is it just me or does anybody else have Bing Crosby’s voice stuck in their head singing
So have you ever fucked in a tree?
had a public BJ with glee.
acted like a piggy… wee-wee
or would you rather be a fish?
It is NOT just you. :o
well, 7 is not a lot.
What of Lynn73 and Jersey?
I know for a fact they are wonderful christians, yet they are so disliked here, why?
I’ve found nothing hateful in anything they’ve posted.
I’m sorry, vanilla, but condemning someone to Hell because of who they love is hateful. And both of them have done that, along with Jersey’s personal character assassin, Joe_Cool. Let me just quote someone I’m sure you’ve heard of… “By their fruits you will know them”. When the fruit’s rotten, it says to me that the person dropping it on the rest of us needs to examine their relationship with their savior a little more deeply.
so some christians aren’t liked here.
I think they personally, weren’t doing the condemning, they were saying God was(will).
(sorry to hijack)
So it’s God that’s hateful?
I suspected as much.
Some Christians aren’t liked here. Some atheists aren’t liked here. Some Jewish posters aren’t liked here. Some European posters aren’t liked here. Some American posters aren’t liked here. Some Asian posters aren’t liked here. Some male posters aren’t liked here. Some female posters aren’t liked here. Some gay posters aren’t liked here. Some straight posters aren’t liked here.
As long as the pattern is an individual one rather than a group one, I don’t see a “bias” involved.