With trepidation, Benghazi

How old is “fairly old”? I feel a lot older than I am and there’s nothing fair about it. :smiley:

I predict there will be (at least) three Benghazi investigations. The trial of Ahmed Abu Khattala, the Select Committee, and the Susan “I should sleep late on Sunday morning” Rice’s official Quija Board exonerations of all Sec of State things that Hillary couldn’t possibly have been involved with just because she was Sec of State.

Or

A Tuesday. I don’t know which Tuesday but I’ll go with a Tuesday.

Wouldn’t that scare the motorcycle? No, wait, wrong joke/punch line. That would scare a blind person’s dog. Never mind. Carry on.

Anyone want to talk about [the latest testimony released to the public?

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Isn’t that what this whole thing is about, tho: hindsight? It seems like a bunch of angry Monday morning quarterbacks howling incoherently and inchoately (and incessantly).

Not good news for the All Things Benghazi hearings:

Anybody think this will stop them? Yeah, I didn’t think so either.

Its obvious that “They” have gotten to the committee members.

What we really need is another committee.

Republicans find no wrongdoing by Obama administration

Who is Ben Ghazi? Didn’t he work with John Cassavetes a lot?

So, Magiver, how’s this sit with you?

Shit! Just when I was about to sell my prototype parasail mopeds to the Pentagon! Undercut the whole market.

Sorry, too late, they’ve been in service since the early '80s. As this documentary video shows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLwe7UqUX7k

I bet it’s like a bunch of fuel starved, unarmed F16s buzzing his heart.

[Scene: Exterior shot of the White House. Cut to fast moving War Room. ]

General McToughnuts: We need to save those folk.
Floridly Homosexual Liberal: We should just see if it’ll blow over. Hah!
GMT: No, here’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna divert unarmed F16s and buzz them over the battlefield. They’ll melt like butter.
FHL: You mean over the protest.
GMT: (Ignoring him) Time on target, Liberal?
**FHL:**Five minutes, because Jet Planes, sir.
GMT: [Steeples fingers] We’ll save you, boys.
FHL: But that’s past the red line, the jets won’t be able to make it back! And there’s no friendly LZs in range!!11 JUST LET THEM DIE!!1
GMT: They’re gonna ditch in the desert, we don’t need them to get back.

[Scene Cuts, picks up with an exterior shot of a gleaming jet flying over the Libyan desert. The camera pans around and under the jet and we see a motorcycle attached to a hardpoint under each wing]

Well, time to start another investigation then!

Already in progress. Representative Gowdy’s Flying Super Select Clown Car Circus is on deck and ready.

And they’re so proud of their diligent work that they released the news at 6:00 p.m. on a Friday so we’d have all weekend to talk about it.

Ben = Vince

Ghazi = Foster

Holy crap! I thought I’d seen every bad 80s B movie, but I guess I was wrong!

I guarantee they will still be screaming about “Benghazi!!!” right up until election night 2016 if Hillary is the nominee.

Or at least the hardcore base who’ve been fed that propaganda and convinced they’re the majority.

The smart Republicans like Karl Rove etc. are doing everything they can to stuff Frankenstein’s Monster back in his box.

Sadly, Issa was replaced as committee chairman.

No worries! The article says this was the seventh investigation and an eighth is scheduled for May! Phew! They’ll get to the bottom of this right up until November 8, 2016!