Witness haters--are you happy now? :(

Quite.

dougie, where’d you get that last line? The reason I ask is because my husband loves to watch old episodes of “Dragnet,” and just the other day, Friday used that as an insult to chastise some wayward juvenile delinquent.

Oh, good. I was afraid for a minute you’d gone reasonable.

Pharrell wrote the song Happy.

Amenhotep IV tried to convert Egypt to monotheism.

Plus the thread had just be necromancied, so I thought the Pharaoh/mummy/zombie thing made sense. It was also 4 in the morning and I couldn’t sleep.

What stopped you from accessing Wiki for half a year?

Context:

The buckles on the straitjacket.

is over rated.

Thank goodness this made sense to someone.

And it was funny. Dougie- learn to laugh a bit more!

Absolutely. A young woman–wearing a ring stolen from a man brutally murdered with a hammer–was arrested by Friday and Gannon (she was later tried and convicted as an accessory to murder). She blew smoke in Friday’s face, and said, “You got nice eyes–for a cop.” Friday was totally disgusted with her and spoke that comment. I felt the same way when I followed that link to Wikipedia (delayed due to technical problems with the computer).

Satan.

…the lack of opposable thumbs?

You’re actually Salieri, right?

I said technical problems. Can you read, or do you have opposable big toes?

I think we now know why JWs go from house to house: attention.

Did you have no internet access at all?
There is more than Wiki for information. I’ve even heard rumors of a new kind of website called a “search engine”.

Hi dougie! I like your mom too!

My goodness, not nice.

So you had problems pooping. That must have sucked.

Well, bully for you! Mine is human.