I’m working with Santana, the hours are much better and so is the music.
If Satan isn’t knocking on my door while I’m trying to change a baby or making lunch, I’ll take Satan over a JW any day of the week.
I am sucking up to the forces of Santa Anna, because he’s a snazzy dresser.
Do you mean the Mexican general? I read once that his own people were going to make a burrito out of him! :eek: Santana? I’d prefer him, too. 
We had JW’s at the door this morning! It’s been quite a while for us. It was a young woman, older woman and a little girl around 8 yrs old. She was adorable. When the lady asked if I knew what it says in the Bible about Christ’s return, I replied that I did as I have read the whole Bible more than once. The little girl looked at me like I was a rockstar, “Really? oh wow! you are super, super, super, super, super, super, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious cool!” I thought she was going hug me. Anyway, then I said I had to go and they politely left. I did briefly consider kidnapping the little girl.
That’s probably a more effective threat against people who believe in Satan, you know.
As it is, that idiot who started shooting at people is facing the legal penalties for doing so; which are a lot more likely to have an effect than your religion’s bogeyman will.
Why do you even post on this board?
Say what you want about Jehovah Witnesses , but they are fuck all as nuisances compared to the constant (almost daily) harassment I get from telephone solicitors, especially Google, the worst of all. Very often I have to responded to a fucking machine !
Responding to a door bell maybe once a year to politely decline a conversation is no reason at all to get your panties in a twist.
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Do Not Call list.
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You can change your number much more easily than your address.
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Telemarketing doesn’t stop you from blood transfusions or tell you that you’re going to hell.
- I’ve e-mailed the Do not call list several times with 0 results. Its a joke.
- Are you joking .
3.Telemarketing’s purpose is to separate you from your money. In some cases for those of feeble mind, it can destroy them financially.
You get phone calls from Google?
Makes me feel unimportant; they wait till I initiate a search.
Am I joking about changing your number being easier than changing your address? No. I must be mistaken then. Changing your phone number is an insurmountable task that by the grace of all that is holy could never be accomplished by a mere mortal. Stupid me.
They want to sell me a web page and business listing.
Changing my phone number and reeducating my clients and prospective clients as to my new phone numbers so that THEY can find me is stupid, stupid and more stupid. And no, I’m not about to hire a telephone marketing firm to send out robo calls to inform the public as to my new phone number.
Thanx, I’m considering this option.
Originally Posted by andros
<<Oh, me too!>> [Link to Leck_mich_im_Arsch in Wikipedia]
Only at this late date have I been able to follow that link to Wikipedia. I guess I should expect this from your ilk. All I can say is: I bet your mother had a loud bark! :mad:
All hail Pharrell Amenhotep!
Say what?
sniff . . .sniff
I smell a bitchfight brewing…