Witnessing in commercials

I find it offensive. It has been my experience that in almost all cases where I have to deal with someone who makes it a point to brag about the fact that they are a Christian, I am much better off if I stand with my back to the wall and one hand on my wallet.

Comedian Richard Jenni postulates that if Jesus helps one team win, the losing team is justified in griping that they got robbed:

Sportscaster: “Why’d you fumble?”
Losing QB: “Well, I wasn’t gonna say nuthin, but… it’s that Jesus guy – he hates us!”

By which logic, I would expect the aforementioned business to blame Jesus if they go belly up.