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Hmm. Can you have haunted balls?
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[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop]
What a load of hooey! Especially this:
My bolding. Does, “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” qualify?
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In fact I attended a church for a couple of years in which members were encouraged to pray during sex, not because sex is particularly bad but because it’s supposed to be such a great thing it’s a particularly good time to remind oneself of how good God is.
This was part of a general teaching that one should learn how to actively, (vocally if possible) pray during every activity one engages in.
Yes, it was a strange church. People call it a cult. But I liked it even though I didn’t buy into a lot of it.
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-FrL-
[QUOTE=Frylock]
In fact I attended a church for a couple of years in which members were encouraged to pray during sex, not because sex is particularly bad but because it’s supposed to be such a great thing it’s a particularly good time to remind oneself of how good God is.
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Did it help have a Second Coming?
Hmmm. I suppose oral sex could be seen as a form of mass/eucharist/communion, if you’re into that kind of thing.
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
Would you rather crawl or surf?
Thought so.
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I believe the phrase is 'Whould you rather surf or fight?
CHARLIE DON’T SURF!
So no one else see’s what’s wrong in that picture? :dubious:
Forget ghosts…if that person has a womb, that’s the miracle!
This reminds me of ads I’ve seen for Future Life Regression sessions. I guess that’s what you do when you start getting bored with your Past Life Regressions sessions.
Except the Future Life things didn’t sound nearly as creepy as all that black energy stuff. That looked like inside-out tentacle porn.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Sorry ma’am but I’m going to have to use this proton pack to get rid of the ghost. Could you lay on that table please. Ray get ready with that trap. This will probably hurt a little bit.
Don’t cross the beams!!! It… would be bad.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Don’t cross the beams!!! It… would be bad.
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psssst… streams. It’s streams boss.
Sorry. It’s been a long time since I last saw the movie.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Sorry. It’s been a long time since I last saw the movie.
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Well you are in luck! Comedy Central is bound to be playing it again very soon!