Link for womb ghosts. Women a departed relative may be hanging out in your womb. It even has a diagram showing how it at happens at time of conception. Men you’re not safe either.
Womb-to-Tomb… and back again!
Is this site for real, or is it a spoof?
The first photo (described rather ungrammatically as ‘the now very sought after best ghost photo on the internet’) is the lamest ghost photo I’ve ever seen. Clearly a photograph taken of a framed picture, tilted back at a slight angle (you can see the edge of the frame at the top left). The ‘ghost’ is just the reflection of a light source - probably the camera flash - reflected off the photo frame’s smudgy front glass.
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Is this site for real, or is it a spoof?
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It’s a site about ghosts. Even if it’s serious, how real could it possibly be?
Also, unless the woman in the photo is suffering some kind of catastrophic prolapse, the purported phenomenon would be better described as a ‘thigh ghost’.
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It’s a site about ghosts. Even if it’s serious, how real could it possibly be?
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‘for real’ meaning ‘serious’, in my question.
What a load of hooey! Especially this:
My bolding. Does, “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” qualify?
For all the religious references in that site, why the focus on ghosts and demons? Why couldn’t they be angels in the womb or something? Such pessimists.
Why would the ghost have to wait until intercourse to crawl up the woman’s cootch? Does it like to surf a spooge-wave into her womb?
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Why would the ghost have to wait until intercourse to crawl up the woman’s cootch? Does it like to surf a spooge-wave into her womb?
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Would you rather crawl or surf?
Thought so.
See? Reincarnation is real! This ghost is just begging her to get pregnant so it can be born into the world once again!
Yes, I think this tinfoil hat is marvelous, don’t you?
I’m trying to think of someone who has died who really hates me a lot, because they were hanging out in my womb giving me some hella bad cramps this past month.
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Why would the ghost have to wait until intercourse to crawl up the woman’s cootch? Does it like to surf a spooge-wave into her womb?
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Now that I’ve thought hard about this for a moment, I’ve decided that the ghost isn’t crawling up a woman’s cootch, no cough sane [size=1]cough[/cough] would voluntarily allow herself to be impregnanted by a ghost.
The ghost probably manifests itself in the mans scrotum, therein causing horniness, therein making men being controlled by their hanging brain and the constant urge to procreate. Therein, the ghost is spoojed out on the *Love Stick’s One Shot Wonder * into said cootch.
Love Stick’s One Shot Wonder would be a great band name.
DOES THE DEVIL BABY HAUNT YOU? (I honestly want it on a t-shirt.)
I wonder if tin-foil panties protect you from womb ghosts.
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A prayer a Priest told me to remove a Anal Ghost:
† Oh My dearest God in Heaven I am afflicted with a spirit of malice buried deep in my bowels.
I know that You are all powerful and can remove this evil spirit from me.
I am weakend from this foul spirits wrath and need your true blessings.
Please help me oh Almighty God in my hour of deepets Need.
Grant me your servent My lord God, your devine mercy and eternal blessings.
† Amen
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This is a prayer I have said many, many times. Afterwards no one wants to go in the bathroom for at least an hour.
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DOES THE DEVIL BABY HAUNT YOU? (I honestly want it on a t-shirt.)
I wonder if tin-foil panties protect you from womb ghosts.
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Tin Foil Panties! That is brilliant on so many levels that I bow down to you!
Anal Ghost would be a kickass metal band.
Hmm. Can you have haunted balls?
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The ghost probably manifests itself in the mans scrotum, therein causing horniness, therein making men being controlled by their hanging brain and the constant urge to procreate. Therein, the ghost is spoojed out on the *Love Stick’s One Shot Wonder * into said cootch.
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Oh, this is soft and absorbent…oh wait…WHAT??? The fucking sock again???
Nooooooooo!!!
Womb Ghosts?
Looks like they’ll have to call TAPS.
“I’m sorry, Mrs Jenkins, but after extensive investigation and probing by several different members of the team, all that screaming and moaning and rattling of handcuffs appears to be you…”
(Hmmm…is TAPS hiring?)