Bearded Love Clam.
Vertical Axe Wound.
Beware the woman who calles her thingie the “c-word”… Loudly… In public…
Yer pal,
Satan
Bearded Love Clam?
– Sylence
And now, for my next trick, I will talk in spooky half-references.
I believe I mentioned this in another thread, but I never found “cunt” really offensive. I don’t like being called one, particularly, but I guess it’s an acceptable name for the region in question. I really dislike “twat”. “Pussy”, “beaver”, “snatch”, “box”, etc. always sound to me like something ugly, and don’t think there’s anything ugly about the female genitalia. I usually just refer to it as a “vagina” and be done it. I rather like “vagina”, it’s feminine-sounding, and rather poetic, if you ask me. It sure beats “vulva”. And I’ve found that if I say something like “you’re making my vagina sooooooo wet…”, the other party involved generally does not care what I call it.
Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!
Sylence-
Yeah, bearded clam.
That’s why (in college) you (we) had to be “on guard” if the guys invited you to a party and were calling it a “Clam Bake”.
“Hair-pie” always disgusted me. One of my old frat bros would always say, “I gotta munch me some hair-pie”. Just too visual for my tastes.
How did the word “beaver” come to describe it?
“It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument” - William McAdoo
Of course you all know the worst thing about eating “hair pie” -
the crust
(sorry all - I had to)
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Well, I don’t know why, either, but it is certainly so. I do agree with those who dislike the sound of the word itself, apart from meaning. It sounds really harsh, don’t you think?
Most words for the female genitalia aren’t very pleasant. “Twat” is reeeeaaally bad. It sounds really awful. The friendliest and most pleasant is certainly “pussy”.
Most penis words aren’t much better…for sex play, I’m a “cock” woman, myself. For general conversation, “penis”, and for jokes, “dick”.
Anyone ever see that Letterman where they had people with really funny names come on and show their drivers’ licenses to prove it? one guy was really named “Dick Head” - oy! I think he went by Richard, but still, who would keep a name like that???
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- In the movie Serial Mom, the (all-female) band towards the end was named “Camel Lips”. (Really it’s L7; if they had thought of it at the time they probably would have called themselves that instead) - MC
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doesnt bother me any to be called that 
satan ,
Beware the woman who calles her thingie the “c-word”… Loudly… In public…
…BEWARE OF ME THEN
Me?? an asshole?? You better believe it!
Heather Lee
XheatherleeX@aol.com
In moments of heated nasty passion, my wife loves the “C” word, regardless of who says it. (Actually, if I was puttin’ the stumps to the wife, and my son walked in, THAT might be a problem if HE said the “C” word!) But anyway, I digress. The point is, in moments of passion, it turns us both on.
Her buzz word? Never EVER call her a ‘bitch’! YeeeOwwww! She doesn’t mind being a slut, a cunt, a whore, or a douche bag, but don’t call her a bitch.
(I haven’t actually tried all those names on her, I just know she hates to be called a bitch.
Oh Well, waddya gonna do?
Enright3
“Damn, it’d be like two days at Disneyland without the kids!” - Comment by a male friend the first time he saw a picture of Phouka and her breasts.
When we were learning to take a patient’s sexual history, they told us that with some patients you may have to use more vernacular terminology. For instance, if someone doesn’t understand what the vagina is, or isn’t sure what you mean by “oral sex”, try to use another term (“down there” ,“blow job”, etc.).
Of course, this was the joke of the week.
“So, have you noticed anything unusual about your tuna boat?”
“Have you had any problems lately with Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Worm?”
“In the last six months, how many guys have you ridden the baloney pony with?”
Dr. J
Like Opal, the word doesn’t bother me much. In the right context, it’s a damn thrill chill.
And honey, if I’ve pissed you off so bad that you’re calling me a cunt as an INSULT, well, hell, I must be doing something right!
::gag:: hair pie and bearded clam are revolting. I also hate those stupid “cutesy euphamisms” like “vertical smile” and so on. I mean grow up about it already.
Any term that refers to pubic hair is an instant turn off, since I hate pubic hair and think it is gross.
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O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Vaginal nicknames are hilarious to me. I’m not offended by any of them, I just giggle whenever I hear them spoken.
Beaver, cunt, snatch, box, twat, muff, hairpie, camel-toe, vertical smile, clam, peach and pussy!!
…that was fun… 
When referring to my own, I just call it my “parts”.
“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss
I like the word “cunt.” It just has much more force to it than any other word to describe that part of the anatomy. And I refer to my female friends as cunts and twats all the time.
Nobody, however, has mentioned my personal favorite cheesy nickname for the vagina:
Cootchie.
It makes me want to giggle every time I hear it.
Lucia. Vagina, vagina, vagina! Doesn’t that do anything for you?
Bill. I don’t think that word does anything from anyone, gay or straight.
-from The Opposite of Sex
Permit me to add: boucaccia, punnani, the Quebecois French plotte, and, of course, the Esperanto picho!
Let’s not forget an old SDMB favorite:
<big><big>hoo-hoo</big></big>
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O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Dutch 101:
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Kutje
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Poesje
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Doos
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Genotsgleuf
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Genotsgrot
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Flamoes
All together now, class
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Question: Is nookie a regional term? Nobody above has mentioned it. Around here it usually means vagina, but it can mean the sex act: I had a girlfriend who used to say to me “You gonna give me some nookie?” I don’t know if it was her tone of voice or expression or what, but it always got me hot. Until then, I’d always considered it an immature, rather vulgar word. Now I like it. 
I still insist that quim has the perfect sweet/naughty ratio.
I kinda like coochie. I’d forgotten that one. Hoochie is pretty good too.
A few others I know, but don’t use (it’s that cheesy porn catagory for most of these)
Pink Aquifer.
FiFi.
Muff.
Tuna taco.
Love canal.
“P” (as in "throw that “P”).
Wow, I feel nice and immature now. Thanks, y’all.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.