Women going topless may cause society to collapse

(It’s taking longer than we thought)

If I’m going to die on a slippery slope, Kate Upton’s suntan-lotioned breasts are the ones I’d choose.

This quote from the article seems particularly obtuse.:slight_smile:

Be careful what you wish for. I’ve seen enough women’s breasts to know that a considerable number of women should not go topless.

Although I agree with** AHunter3**. There are a considerable number of men who should keep their shirts on, probably including me.

As a person in the deep south that has a few (cough) big, hairy assed beer bellied rednecks…lets just say I could get behind this.

nah, suntan lotion tastes terrible

Sometimes a girl just needs an icepick. Or two.

Let women dress the way they want.

If its warm enough, they’ll probably wear things from column A and if it gets cold enough, they’ll probably wear things from column B.
As a guy, my sole job in the matter is to make sure that I have the self control not to look.

(Its been a while, I know, but I’m pretty sure its impossible for a woman to accidentally turn too fast in a doorway and accidentally break one off. Even if she was in a revolving door, if her hand slipped off the push-bar about the worst think that would happen is her saying, “Damn, that glass is cold.”)

I understand the risks, but I think we have to try.

The abject terror that women’s bodies apparently inspire in male Republicans is a neverending source of WTF.

I am not convinced that Republicans are terrified of women’s bodies, just disgusted by them. Men and women Republicans.

No hats? Que barbaridad!

I hope so. Ain’t nobody wanna see that.

The women of the ancient Minoan civilization, on the island of Crete, wore open blouses that exposed their breasts - 1, 2, 3 (NSFW) - and it never did them any harm.

What’s that you say…? Their civilization destroyed by a tsunami…? Oh…

Poseidon wanted a closer look.

I’m curious how many states have laws against nudity?

I’d guess nearly all of them but haven’t found any information.

Then there are local laws too that would apply. I know there are a few nude beaches in a few states.

You’d think they’d know better living so close to Brattleboro.

You see?!!? A legiTITimate reason to build a time machine. None of that killing your granddad stuff!

When I first read the OP, I actually checked the date to see if it was a zombie thread… from 1925.

Is this all a disguised attempt at keeping Miley Cyrus out of New Hampshire?