I would actually find someone who carries a mini blowtorch around far creepier than a guy with a pen dildo.
Priorities, people!
I saw a vibrator shaped like a tube of lipstick once.
I’ve never felt the need to carry sextoys 24/7, but I can’t even keep my phone from calling random people from my purse. I just know that it would go off in church.
Thanks for your support. More dildo than vibrator, I says.
Mini blowtorch, pen dildo AND Leatherman. It almost another thread in itself to figure out who needs this particular combination and for what.
Set maker on a porn film set? Maintenance man at a Catholic Rectory? Gitmo security guard? Ana Nicole Smith’s chauffer?
The world wonders…
Lissa, would it help if it was a crosstown bus ? One with privacy booths? Er… I mean… comfy seats? 
Cartooniverse
That’s nothing-I’ve seen Rubber Duckies that doubled as vibrators. At least now we know why Ernie was so “awfully fond” of his.
If it’s a Baptist church, there’s a good chance that no one would notice anything amiss.
"YES! OH LORD! YES! YES!"
Minister: “Feel His power, sister!”
(bolding mine)
Darling, what do you think a penis is?
Well…unless you’re gay…or love to fuck zombies…or bang chiuhauhas or whatnot. Not that I’m likening zombie sodomizers with gay people. Crap, I’m talking myself into a corner here.
(bolding mine, again)
A pildo? Pildo Paggins?
I doubt it…unless you pulled the ignition cord in the middle of communion so you can actually GET those cookies.
I’m SO going to hell.
I keep one (actually two, I thought I lost the first one) in my leather toiletries bag. I think of it as a way of being thoughtful, considerate and perhaps even popular.
There’s this praise song that was popular maybe 5 years ago and the chorus consisted of “Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes, yes Lord” (repeat a few times). My friends and I would sit in the back and giggle.
LOUNE - but at least it’s a comfy handbasket
Dump thought, but it’s the first one that ran through my mind: if women reacted like that, odds are you live in some uber-hip area like San Francisco or the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. Anywhere else, and someone would probably get squicked out.
I have an Oakley glasses case that my 10-year-old daughter gave me. It’s the approximate shape and size of a dildo, or possibly a vibrator. It certainly doesn’t look like a glasses case at first glance. I often wonder what women think if they notice me carrying it in my hand or in my pocket.
HA! Yes, two of them were in San Francisco, the other was in Sacramento!
If one carries a PenDill, does one then also carry a PenDill sharpener?
:eek:
You have a leather toiletries bag so big that you managed to lose a vibrator in it long enough that you bought a replacement?
What else do you keep in there?
Are you guys freaking kidding me? If a vibrator-pen is a bad idea, then a vibrator-razoris a very, very, horribly bad idea. Of all the things to combine with a vibrator, do not choose a razor! I really cannot stress this enough, ladies.
Yeesh.
Wanna light up your life?
This happened to me once. Well, not exactly, more like it happened to a guy I was seeing. He told me about this great vibrator he had, but his ex-girlfriend still had it and should he try to retrieve it from her?
I said no, probably not. I imagined that she would be some combination of insulted and squicked out, and that I would probably be the same (although likely with a different combination of insult and squick).
I guess it sort of worked out to be a consolation prize. She got the vibrator and I got the real thing.
I have that.