I would actually find someone who carries a mini blowtorch around far creepier than a guy with a pen dildo.
Priorities, people!
I saw a vibrator shaped like a tube of lipstick once.
I’ve never felt the need to carry sextoys 24/7, but I can’t even keep my phone from calling random people from my purse. I just know that it would go off in church.
[QUOTE=malkavia]
I would actually find someone who carries a mini blowtorch around far creepier than a guy with a pen dildo.
Priorities, people!
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Thanks for your support. More dildo than vibrator, I says.
Mini blowtorch, pen dildo AND Leatherman. It almost another thread in itself to figure out who needs this particular combination and for what.
Set maker on a porn film set? Maintenance man at a Catholic Rectory? Gitmo security guard? Ana Nicole Smith’s chauffer?
The world wonders…
[QUOTE=Count Blucher]
Yes, but the pen part? Give her an orgasm. Give her an autograph. But dammit, don’t give her both at the same time…! :eek:
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Lissa, would it help if it was a crosstown bus ? One with privacy booths? Er… I mean… comfy seats? 
Cartooniverse
[QUOTE=SusanStoHelit]
I saw a vibrator shaped like a tube of lipstick once.
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That’s nothing-I’ve seen Rubber Duckies that doubled as vibrators. At least now we know why Ernie was so “awfully fond” of his.
[QUOTE=SusanStoHelit]
I saw a vibrator shaped like a tube of lipstick once.
I’ve never felt the need to carry sextoys 24/7, but I can’t even keep my phone from calling random people from my purse. I just know that it would go off in church.
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If it’s a Baptist church, there’s a good chance that no one would notice anything amiss.
“YES! OH LORD! YES! YES!”
Minister: “Feel His power, sister!”
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima]
Personally, if a guy had toys (that are clearly meant for females), I would NOT let him use them on me. Imagine where they’ve been.
Ew.
Yeah, gross. Not cool at all.
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Darling, what do you think a penis is?
Well..unless you’re gay…or love to fuck zombies..or bang chiuhauhas or whatnot. Not that I’m likening zombie sodomizers with gay people. Crap, I’m talking myself into a corner here.
[QUOTE=malkavia]
I would actually find someone who carries a mini blowtorch around far creepier than a guy with a pen dildo.
Priorities, people!
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(bolding mine, again)
A pildo? Pildo Paggins?
[QUOTE=SusanStoHelit]
I saw a vibrator shaped like a tube of lipstick once.
I’ve never felt the need to carry sextoys 24/7, but I can’t even keep my phone from calling random people from my purse. I just know that it would go off in church.
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I doubt it..unless you pulled the ignition cord in the middle of communion so you can actually GET those cookies.
I’m SO going to hell.
I keep one (actually two, I thought I lost the first one) in my leather toiletries bag. I think of it as a way of being thoughtful, considerate and perhaps even popular.
[QUOTE=Diceman]
If it’s a Baptist church, there’s a good chance that no one would notice anything amiss.
“YES! OH LORD! YES! YES!”
Minister: “Feel His power, sister!”
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There’s this praise song that was popular maybe 5 years ago and the chorus consisted of “Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes, yes Lord” (repeat a few times). My friends and I would sit in the back and giggle.
LOUNE - but at least it’s a comfy handbasket
Dump thought, but it’s the first one that ran through my mind: if women reacted like that, odds are you live in some uber-hip area like San Francisco or the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. Anywhere else, and someone would probably get squicked out.
I have an Oakley glasses case that my 10-year-old daughter gave me. It’s the approximate shape and size of a dildo, or possibly a vibrator. It certainly doesn’t look like a glasses case at first glance. I often wonder what women think if they notice me carrying it in my hand or in my pocket.
[QUOTE=elmwood]
Dump thought, but it’s the first one that ran through my mind: if women reacted like that, odds are you live in some uber-hip area like San Francisco or the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. Anywhere else, and someone would probably get squicked out.
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HA! Yes, two of them were in San Francisco, the other was in Sacramento!
If one carries a PenDill, does one then also carry a PenDill sharpener?
:eek:
[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi]
I keep one (actually two, I thought I lost the first one) in my leather toiletries bag. I think of it as a way of being thoughtful, considerate and perhaps even popular.
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You have a leather toiletries bag so big that you managed to lose a vibrator in it long enough that you bought a replacement?
What else do you keep in there?
Are you guys freaking kidding me? If a vibrator-pen is a bad idea, then a vibrator-razoris a very, very, horribly bad idea. Of all the things to combine with a vibrator, do not choose a razor! I really cannot stress this enough, ladies.
Yeesh.
[QUOTE=Chez Guevara]
<snip> mini blow torch.
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Wanna light up your life?
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima]
Personally, if a guy had toys (that are clearly meant for females), I would NOT let him use them on me. Imagine where they’ve been.
Ew.
Yeah, gross. Not cool at all.
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This happened to me once. Well, not exactly, more like it happened to a guy I was seeing. He told me about this great vibrator he had, but his ex-girlfriend still had it and should he try to retrieve it from her?
I said no, probably not. I imagined that she would be some combination of insulted and squicked out, and that I would probably be the same (although likely with a different combination of insult and squick).
I guess it sort of worked out to be a consolation prize. She got the vibrator and I got the real thing.
[QUOTE=SusanStoHelit]
I saw a vibrator shaped like a tube of lipstick once.
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I have that.