Women warned for kissing at the cricket

Guard bowls a couple of maidens over

Was it the girls kissing that distracted the crowd, or the fact that it was filmed and displayed around the ground on the big screens? Should security have been talking to the girls or the television producer?

Perhaps the guard should have asked the crowd if they minded being distracted from the cricket in such a way.

“Ladies, I’m going to have to ask you to stop that. You’re keeping the other spectators awake.”

Moronic Kiwi security Guards. After failing to stop the crowd throwing bottles at players, they’ve had some trouble calibrating their response. See slightly earlier report: Bags more common sense needed These people are fucking idiots. There were reports that they were searching inside sandwiches at a recent match.

Yes, can’t be giving anyone a stickey wicket now, can we?