You’ve never been laid. How would you know?
(insert cutesy, pseudo-self-effacing “retort” here)
Wonko may have been a jerk, but there’s no need to insult every member of the Big C Club.
No, it’s supposed to go in -my- post!
Wonko should find better things to make jokes about. Given that he has clarified his original intentions and lack of malice, pleaded guilty as charged to being an idiot in this matter, and apologised, I think his life can be spared this time.