I got accepted to California State University San Marcos’ teacher credentialing program! It’s one of the best in that state, and if I don’t get killed and eaten by the high school students I’m going to be observing, I’ll have my credentials in a year!


Psst. I got a good military-surplus semi-automatic .45 I’ll let you have for a song.

And to sweeten the deal, I’ll throw in some body armor for free.

phouka, scare the kids into submission.
Sacrifice a chicken on your first day, smear face with the blood, and scream at the kids if they get their answers wrong.

I guarantee that they’ll never be late, be cheeky or forget their assignments.