I asked the Internet Oracle. His reply:
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The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> Oh wise Oracle, whose honor is without bound, and who could make the Kessel
> run in less than three parsecs, please tell me…
>
> Who would win: Wookies or Klingons?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Wookies look m-u-c-h dumber, and I think the Klingons
} would be taken by surprise. Remember all the trouble
} they have with tiny, little tribbles.
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