Woolly Bully! Mammoth DNA Sequenced!

Its not complete, but its pretty close.

This tidbit is interesting, however.

No hope for cloning. Yet.

Is there a reason we’d want to clone a woolly mammoth back into existence?

To see how well they go with mashed potatoes! :smiley:

Such an American answer. The real answer is : to find out which wine to serve with mammoth, of course :smiley:

This is my daily “goddamn I went to horrible schools with dumb teachers” moment. My 10th grade science teacher told us we had the means and technology to clone a woolly mammoth today. “Today” being . . . 1996.

Two of the best reasons of all- Because we can, and because it might be fun.

IIRC, we could use an elephant embryo the first time, and could end up with 100% woolly mammoth in 5 generations… I think. So, 100 years…

Ah, but you see, this American knows that it is best to let the French select the wine! :smiley:

Not true. Could be anybody who comes from a wine culture :Italians, Spaniards, Californians, etc …

Dude, you’re pissing the French off! Stop it! They were just starting to like us again!

Mammoth porn!

Then ask them how to properly cook and serve the beastie.

And the first one who suggests mammoth haggis, will be made sushi of :stuck_out_tongue:

Can Mammoths (or elephants) not reproduce until they’re 20? Honest question.

I think they mature quite slowly, yes. Lemme see…

Here’s something about Asian elephants in the wild- not quite as long s I thought…

Also, it looks like a long gestation peiod (22 months) and a female will only produce one calf every 3-4 years. From here.

No, no, no, no. For huge slabs of meat, you want either a Texan or an Argentinian. Those guys know how to BBQ! :smiley:

Dude. You should be terrified. Mammoths are just the side show.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/388618_mammoth20.html
“<snip>
The other method involves synthetic biology in which scientists would create life forms from scratch. Once this technique is developed – and leaders in the field say it is just 3 to 10 years away – scientists would follow the mammoth recipe to build a mammoth cell.”
We’re talking about directly building viruses and simple bacteria from a computer file. Think fancy printer, more or less. The ability to construct designer bugs from relatively cheap raw materials should be keeping you awake at night.

:: cough - military applications - cough ::

We live in interesting times.

NYT sez: clone a mammoth for $10 million.

Some years ago, I saw a program about a Texas oil millionaire (who’s probably a billionaire by now) who was actively hunting for mammoth DNA for cloning purposes. He wanted to open a park filled with clones of extinct animals.

Oh, I think I’ve seen that movie.

Billy and the Clonasaurs? Based on the book by Seymour Skinner?