You know that old game where someone says Black and then you say white?
We’re gonna play a variation of that game.
I know it can be hard to think straight after a long day’s work, so I have provided the correct answers in parenthesis.
gangreeneous nut ack dripping in garbage juice - (Albertson’s)
Shit encrusted globules of vomit - (Albertson’s)
Oozing cancerous Ass Warts on a two bit whore - (Albertson’s)
Bacteria ridden cum bubbles - (Albertson’s)
wormy chicken gizzards soaking in pus- (Albertson’s)
self-felching, dick nose mother fuckers - (Albertson’s)
shit stained hemorids on Roseanne’s ass- (Albertson’s)
pimple sucking, Anal atresia suffering bastards- (Albertson’s)
I would like to go on, but really I am much to pissed.
and I needed to rant somewhere.
so I conclude with this:
This ode to your shitholes you call stores was brought to you because you damned mother fucking assholes set my mom up. Just so you could fire her two weeks shy of retirement. She was with your company for 15 years and you fired her because a ‘customer’ stole some groceries, nevermind the fact that IT"S NOT HER JOB TO PLAY SECURITY COP you fuckers.
You made my mom cry and for that you will pay dearly.
hell hath no fury like a pissed off baboon.