I’m sick of:
“<Such and such> is the <best, worst, etc.> on the planet.”
“Let’s get on the same page.”
Any noun with an -ey suffix to make an adverb (I think it’s an adverb) as in: “It’s too computerey.” “It’s too windowey.” When I hear that I feel as though I’m on Romper Room.
Sometimes when I write, I actually use the word ‘shall’ as in “shall we go to dinner” I actually think these kinds of sentences in my head. This can’t be good
I’m even worse. I use “shall” in my speech. (Grammar mavens, please correct me if I am wrong, but I only use it with the first person singular and plural. I shall and we shall, but never they shall.) I’m not sure why, other than because my mom did. The only reason I am aware of it is that it is so unusual that the only other people I hear doing so are my children. I fear that it may lead to playground teasing at some point, but I’m stuck with the habit.