In another thread I mentioned Kroger is often pronounced/spelled Krogers or Kroger’s. Both are incorrect. The correct pronunciation and spelling is simply Kroger.
What other proper nouns do people commonly but incorrectly pluralize? Or - when spelling it - incorrectly add ownership ('s)?
And how about things that are not proper nouns? I frequently see drivers license and driver’s license. The correct spelling, however, is driver license.
I personally keep writing it’s instead of its when referring to a quality possessed by an object e.g. Look at that house, it’s roof is red. I’m getting better just lately but it’s still a mistake I frequently make.
For me, it’s only a mistake I make because my phone seems to assume I want to add an apostrophe to short words. It will correct “its” to “it’s,” “ill” to “I’ll” and “were” to “we’re.” That last one is the oddest one, as I use “were” a lot more than I do “we’re.”
Anyways. The one good thing I can say about a certain movie, the name of which I forget and have no interest in recollecting, is that the annoying, totally unsympathetic lead character turned-criminal with whom we were nevertheless supposed to sympathize (because their biographies about obscure individuals didn’t make as much money as some famous novelist’s… novels) made a point of correcting someone that it’s anyway, not anyways. And so I learned something.
And mine is a Führerschein. Sounds like permission to be the Führer, but isn’t.
German even has a name for those wrong apostrophe’s*: Deppenapostroph, literally idiot’s apostrophe. Some are very funny.
@ASL_v2.0 You can pry “anyways” from my cold dead hands.
I know it isn’t strictly proper, but I it sounds wrong to my ear when someone introduces or ends a sentence with “anyway.” I don’t quite know why, but I suspect it is dialectical. And I’ve stopped trying to remove bits of dialect from my speech to sound more “proper.” I already sound like I’m from a different state.
I do, however, make an exception for proper names, because I know how annoying it can be when people get those wrong.
Some other store names: The department store chain is correctly pronounced/spelled J.C. Penny (Actually they appear to have stylized it as JCPenny now). It’s not “Penny’s” or “Pennies”.
Likewise, the department store chain in the Southeast is Belk, not “Belk’s”. I myself have been guilty of turning that one into a possessive.
Arby’s, Carl’s Jr., Domino’s Pizza, Hardee’s, Long John Silver’s, McDonald’s, Nando’s, Papa Gino’s, and Wendy’s are examples where the apostrophed s is the correct spelling.