Words that just sound dirty

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[li]Annal[/li][li]Annual[/li][li]Cockateel[/li][li]Cunning[/li][li]Lingual[/li][li]Twaddle[/li][/ul]

That’s the last time I ever use “quick reply” and forego the preview. :smack:

Kumquat

cockaleeky (soup)

cunning linguist (from a James Bond flick)

hellation

titular

public area

“fecund”

It sounds so different from what it actually means.

Volvo

Cocksure

Scotus

To quote Krusty the Clown:

Dirty words are not funny. Words that sound dirty are funny.

Like mukluck

Loaf.
Quincunx.

I like ejaculate.

Wait, punctuation is extra-important when you’re using verbs that double as nouns: I like “ejaculate.”

And I don’t mean the sense that is dirty, I’m talking about the sense that describes what people sometimes do when you jostle them too hard in the street.

I like spunk, too.

Wow, I leave the computer for three hours to live life and I come back and I have a whole list of words I now want to work into my novel.

~Tasha

pendulous (is it ever used to describe anything but women’s breasts any more?)
hortatory
anginal
lollygagging

Snort! I’ve got a headache and at first glance I thought that said “a whole list of words I now want to work into my nAval”.

:smiley:

Only if you are dating a Swedish woman.

Wet riser. I see this sign inside buildings, no idea what it is!

Flange.

My mother finds “milkman” an absolute :eek: She and her friends can spend hours giggling over “the milk man, hahaha!”

When I told them that British “men of the milk” often bring huevos as well, they almost fell off their chairs.

necromancer

One of my friends can’t even think about the word “gusset” without dissolving into giggles. Yeah, she’s fun to have around!

Remember the after shave lotion:

Aqua Velva

mmmmm, smooth and moist. Just the way a shave lotion should be.