Words that sound dirty, but really aren't

Manwich sauce.

Rectory
Bung
Mobius Strip
Wankel
Facillitate

Pussy Foot

Sounds like athletes foot of the crotch.

Twiddle
Nonplussed
Renal
Origami

pedagogical

And of course we can’t forget anything that jarbabyj says!

That voice…mmmmmmmm

Why do they call a prison a “Penal Institution”?

Bissextile day.

It’s the fifty-cent term to refer to February 29th.

defenestrate: to throw someone out of a high window
I dunno, it just sounds like castration in self - defence.

Lake Titicaca.

I’ve never seen that word used in any other context.

–Cliffy

i’ve been there. its plenty dirty! (and wet!)

uvula- that little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat. once i said something about swallowing something hot too fast and burning my uvula, and my mom just about stroked out.

I can’t believe no one has mentioned cumquat

Damn, I was going to put kumquat too.
But since that’s taken, how about chit (say “toss your chit in” really fast and you’ll get a puzzled ‘was that dirty’ look).

And my alltime favorite: dangling participle.

sexagenarian - retirement villages can be pretty randy places
uvulate - is this a solo activity, or does it require company?
philately - I think this is grounds for divorce
fallacious - of course, every guy wishes he could be auto-fallacious
succour - one who likes to be fallacious
Sukkoth - the Jewish festival of fallaciousness
rim shot - heck, for that matter…
basketballs - yip, you’ll find balls in baskets.
tight end, wide receiver - and football’s a manly sport?
dimpled chad and…
hanging chad - I can’t decide whether these are parts of the male or female anatomy
Black Tickle - a village that sounds like a condom
Kipling - naughty, naughty, naughty.
foot-long beef - walk into a Subway with a pimply teenager behind the counter and order that in a husky, breathy voice. “… and lots of sauce.”
stimulating the private sector - Chamber of Commerce? Sounds like a bloody brothel

Wendy’s Hot and Juicy
Wendy’s New Garden Spot
Big Mac
Whopper

McDonald’s has a burger that’s been called both the “Big Extra” or the " Big N’ Tasty" …a plain burger with a big dollop of mayonaise. Both names are sort of questionable.
And I once drove by a KFC and saw on the sign “Thigh and Leg Special”…dirty little thoughts entered my mind then.

Speaking of mayonaise, when I was 5 or 6 years old, I thought “Hellmans” mayonaise was inappropriately titled.

box
shaft
hole
eat
swallow
load
mouth
can
lips
breast

Is it just me, or are there really total dorks out there who can find something dirty in a dial tone?

angina