Well, I wound up working the polls yesterday after all. My wife went in to vote at 6:15am and the election officials there jokingly asked “You’re not an election judge, are you?” Turns out that people flaked at the last minute and they only had three judges, two Republican and one Democrat, when they should have had five. Since you’re required to always have at least one judge from each party at the station, this was going to be a problem for them.
So my wife said “No, but my husband was supposed to be” and she called me and I called the county clerk’s office and they told me to scurry on over. We were later joined by another older woman who was called by the Clerk’s office.
All in all, it was a fun time but, out of the three precincts all polling at my location, I was with the only group that wasn’t all elderly and all one gender (one precinct was all men aged 70+ and the other all age 70+ women).
It was a pretty uneventful day in that we only had one spoiled ballot and almost had a provisional voter but it turned out that she was ineligible. We did have a poll watcher come by who yelled at us. You see, this was the first year that Illinois has issued a Green Party ballot after the Green Party picked up 15% in protest votes last governor’s race. Anyway, when you go to vote, you’re asked if you want a Democratic, Republican, Green or Non-Partisan ballot (NP ballots only have local referendums). Then you sign your receipt and someone slips it into the appropriate stack. Only they don’t always see which ballot you took and need to ask. The woman filing the slips was asking “Did you take a Republican or Democratic ballot?” and the poll watcher jumped on her, saying that she was disenfranchising Green voters and if she wasn’t going to state all three, she wasn’t allowed to state any at all. Which, I understand where he’s coming from, but the person had already selected their ballot and I know the guy with the ballots mentioned all three parties because that guy was me.
When I looked at the book where he signed his credentials, I saw that (of course) he was from the Green Party. Oh, and we didn’t issue a single GP ballot all day. I don’t think we’ll be having GP ballots on the table next election since they’ll have lost their 15% party status.
Aside from that minor excitement, it wasn’t “interesting” but it was a good way to spend the day. Because our precinct table was first, everyone came to us and we must have spoken to every voter, telling them which area to go to. Us judges were in good spirits and joked a lot. News out of Chicago was that two election judges got into a fight and one had to go to the hospital so that lent itself to obvious jokes. And more voter-fraud jokes than any onlooker would have felt comfortable with but, of course, they were just jokes.
Why did I do it? Because, after the country started shifting to electronic machines, there was concern that the typical seniors might have trouble with them. I don’t know if that’s true or not but I felt I should get involved rather than just bitch about the way The Man was trying to steal my votes.
Would I do it again? I hope I’m called for November.
What did I like most? I think mainly feeling like part of the process and trying to make voting a pleasant experience. I made sure to greet everyone with a hello or “good morning” and tried to be helpful as possible.
What did I like least? I was pretty happy with all of it except that we had some serious lulls. Fortunately I was with some fun folks but, if I had been with duller people, it would have grated on me.
I’m a 34 year old male in a southwest suburb of Chicago, Illinois. My group consisted of me, a woman of about 35-40, a woman of 50ish, another woman of 70ish and a man of 65-70. Two Democrats and three Republicans. No Green Party judges 