So here’s a photo of Burning Man…
No… Bonneville salt flats…
No… it’s actually the 2022 World Cup FIFA Fan Zone.
The FIFA Fan Zone is the before-during-after-match fan party area that holds up to 40,000 people. It looks like they have the fans comfort in mind because they’ve thoughtfully prepared for the unmerciful heat by… by apparently covering the entire area with black asphalt. Acres of blistering blacktop.
I gotta admit that wouldn’t have occurred to me.
Check this out. Qatar has purchased 250 robot attack dogs from Elon Musk**. But don’t worry! They’re only there to pick up and dispose of the dead and dying heat-stroke victims. They won’t attack unless provoked. Or if you’re gay.
As already mentioned in this thread, two days ago Qatar reneged on it’s contract and banned the sale of beer in and around the stadiums.
Big, poopy yuk-face, right?
Well, turn that frown upside down! Because you can still wet your whistle in the crowded hellscape that is the FIFA Fan Zone* which will be the only place beer is available (and far away from any stadium).
To provide for thirsty football fans there will be just one (1) stand (pictured above) selling beer. Just one. Seriously. For 40,000 people
$14 per each. Comes in a special commemorative cup. I foresee no problems.
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*Sorry, no fans or any other form of cooling provided.
Except for these nifty tents!
Pitched directly on top of blacktop, the special reflective tent fabric at the top trap in the heat, and seals in the juices with even roasting all around.
NOTE: the measured surface temperature is different at each picnic table depending on relative position of table and sun. So don’t forget the Fan Fun Auction where you and your family can outbid the others for slightly less deadly seats.
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.** With special thanks to: Black Mirror