Somebody’s career is also on the rocks, methinks.
“Virtually undetectable” my ass. It’s right over there! 
“Orders captain?”
“Get out and Push!”
:smack:
The fact that it’s named Astute somehow manages to make this even funnier. 
Nothing a good lashing can’t fix…oh wait the RN is not allowed to do that anymore. Or Rum. So sodomy will have to do.
Nahh, that’s what probably put the damn thing on the rocks.
At least it was in their own waters…
Anyone here remember the Soviet sub (Whiskey-class) that got stuck less than two miles from the Swedish naval base of Karlskrona?
I remember that incident. I wonder if the commander of the sub ever made it back from the gulag.
Am I the only person who read the title and didn’t visualize a vehicle that moves underwater? :o
Rum, or sodomy?
I guess they don’t have auto club over there.
The world’s stealthiest sub ran into the world’s stealthiest rocks, eh?
Isn’t there a lot of single malt that comes from that area? Coincidence? I think not.
So a rock just happened to be where the submarine crashed. How convenient. Look at the smoke coming from the sub. White smoke only occurs after an explosion, everybody knows that . And how come there just “happens” to be a “photographer” on the site of the “accident” taking “pictures”? “That” “black” “helicopter” “in” “the” “background” “can” “only” “belong” “to” “the” “world” “controlling” “Zionist” “brotherhood” “!” “”"
This was obviously a controlled demolition so Larry Silverstein could cash in on the insurance. Now I’m not saying he’s going to use the money to build a time machine and become the man on the grassy knoll, but isn’t it interesting he hasn’t officially denied it?
Anyone who wants to defect will have to swim the rest of the way… sorry 'bout that. -Marko
Not quite as embarrassing as when the effect of squat caused the Queen to hit her bottom.
Skye has only one large distillery, but it is a good one. The day before Astute ran aground was the anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar, a day that the RN celebrate. Just saying…
Oddly enough, the last sub to get into trouble near Skye, was HMS Trafalgar in 2002, also on a training/work-up run.
You are wrong. It’s been a closely held secret that the Pope is selected by British Navy. This time it was the submarine service, and they had to surface to release the smoke.
I think I love you. That has got to be the most awesome use of “quotes” ever!“!!!11!”
Those are some interesting coincidences!