World's Shortest Spoilers (A game with spoilers)

This game may be really dumb or kind of fun - we’ll see. Your friend says that he’s about to watch a certain movie or read a certain book or see a certain play or whatever. “Whatever you do, don’t spoil it for me.” You want to get back at him for something, so you decide that spoil it you must. You also know that he’s expecting you to, so he’ll put his hands over his ears as soon as he realizes what you’re up to.

So how do you do it? You can’t very well say “Darth Vader is Luke’s father.” because he’ll have tuned you out at “Vader”. There are probably a lot of stories that can be spoiled with “He dies.” so try to pick something more challenging. Here’s one:

“I’m about to watch The Usual Suspects.”
“K.S., K.S.”

Any stories that can be spoiled with just one word?

Sinks–Titanic

(Of course, “stinks” works equally well)

Sled.

WHat I think we should do is put the name of the movie in bold at the top of the post, then a few lines down, post the line in normal text, that way people can decide if they want to see the spoiler or not. Here’s an example:

Sixth Sense

He’s dead. (So that was two words, sue me)

Citizen Kane

Next one:

Kid’s alive

Clue - A version - Scarlett

Clue - B version - Peacock

Clue - C version - Everybody

Tyler doesn’t exist.

They drive off a cliff.

It’s Earth.

Vader is luke’s father.

In retrospect it seems I should have read the OP instead of just glancing at the title and jumping in.
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hold that thought :slight_smile:

Crying Game

Transvestite

Glen Gary Glenross - Shelley
Soylent Green - people!
Proof of Life - rescued
**Who Framed Roger Rabbit?[/b} - Doom
THX 1138 - escapes
So, I married an Axe Murderer - Rose

Fight Club
Thelma and Louise
Planet of the Apes