Worst British / Irish Accents by American Actors

I was watching some old Monty Python movie last week and was cringing at how badly Eric Idle and some other Python members were mangling their (seriously) attempted American accents.

Out of curiousity, this question is for all the the native ENGLISH (ie British Isles) speakers out there. What is the worst attempted English accent you have seen in a movie where the American actor was trying to be taken seriously as a native Briton or alternatively for the true Hibernians out there, what is the worst Irish accent undertaken in a serious film?

FWIW IIRC I remember that many British people said that the actor (I forget his name) on the old TV Detective show “MAGNUM” (small stature with mustache and played ex- British military officer) did the best British accent they had ever hard from an American actor and many British were absolutely convinced he was “one of them”.

Can’t answer about Americans doing British accents badly, but the BBC productions that use British actors doing American accents are all laughable. They have this nasal twang that is somewhere between a South Carolina and a Boston accent, that no American would accept as anything recognizable.

Dick Van Dyke’s “cockney” in Mary Poppins has to be the most-cringe-making accent I have ever heard. My British friends fall all over themselves laughing when they hear it.

I think the hands-down winner has got to be Kevin Costner in his Robin Hood movie. His accent comes and goes (mostly goes) and sucks even when he’s remembering to do it.

I second Eve’s motion.

What about Sean Connery in “The Untouchables”? He’s playing an Irish cop, but has a Scottish brogue.

:smiley:

Grrrrr. Irish brogue, Scottish burr. Know-it-all status safely restored.

Costner, hands down, in Robin Hood. with an honorable mention going to Brad Pitt’s Semi Irsih accent in (name escapes me,) the one with Harrison Ford…

Richard Gere’s allegedly Irish accent in The Jackal.

Keanu Reeves in Dracula: “bogus!”

I must disagree about K C in Robin Hood. I don’t think I EVER heard him speak with any kind of accent, he’s not skilled enough to. He needs to stick to baseball and golfing movies.

Worst accent has to be John Travolta in Urban Cowboy. Nothing like a Texan with a New Yawk Twang.

Eve

You win.

It’s not just because of the Britsh accent which would be hard enough, it’s becuse he’s trying out a cockney accent.

The worst accent ever was when astro tried to pronounce “IMHO” and it came out “GQ.”

Touche, Biblio. Touche.

I recall almost suffocating a table of Irishmen by saying, “hey, you guys all speak just like Mickey Rourke in A Prayer For the Dying!” It took a while to convince them I was joking.

That was terrible. Kevin Spacey’s recent attempt in Ordinary Decent Criminal was really bad aswell.

As to the British accent while Dick Van Dyke was bad what about Hugh Grant’s and Liz Hurley’s :wink:

The Lucky Charms elf has the absolute worst Irish accent ever. Those old Irish Spring “manly, yes - but I like it too” commercials take second place.

I actually thought Brad Pitt’s Belfast accent in The Devil’s Own (very different from what you hear in the Republic) was not bad at all.

Hmmmmm… bad SDMB form! Moi?!(shocked expression coupled with cry of anguish) I’m mortified… worse I’m SDified. I thought this was the very model of modern general question

ie…

“What is the worst attempted English accent you have seen in a movie where the American actor was trying to be taken seriously as a native Briton or alternatively for the true Hibernians out there, what is the worst Irish accent undertaken in a serious film?”

I’m still not clear where I erred… will re-read board message question categories.

I must agree with Eve (big surprise, eh?). Dick Van Dyke’s “cockney” is mortifyingly painful. I’m in the camp that says that Costner didn’t even try to do a dialect. Besides, Xian Slater is so much worse in that film that Costner’s flaws almost go away. Frankly, my British friends and I agree that the guy in Magnum is over-rated.

Bridget Fonda in “Scandal” is pretty horrible.
Anyone on “Love Boat” doing any accent or dialect is amazingly awful.
BTW, I don’t think that the Pythons were doing “serious” attempts at sounding American.

Bucky

Generally, if you are seeking opinions, IMHO is the place to go, even if the opinions are likely to be nearly unanimous. A question such as this could only be answered with opinions, unless there is a Bad British Accents Working Group of which I am unaware.

Off to IMHO.