Aw man, I was just thinking about this incident a few days ago. Now I have a place to share.
I worked at a restaurant that had a soup & salad bar. Two older ladies came in, and wanted to split an entree. The entree happened to come with the soup & salad bar, and I informed them that one of them could have it, or for an extra $x, I could add another one on. Or for just an extra $y, I could bring out just a plain house salad.
Now, even though most reasonable people should be able to grasp that, since this is an all-you-can-eat salad bar, the price is only for one person. Apparently they didn’t, and weren’t happy about this. I eventually bring the manager out. After a few minutes, he finally relents and lets them both have the salad bar for no extra charge.
They fill up their plates, and graze some, and then their entree is up. I take it out, extra plate and all. But of course they weren’t satisfied. Obviously 20 minutes wasn’t enough time for them to finish their salad. And now their dinner is going to get cold before they can touch it. At this point, I don’t really care. I’m pretty sure they’d made up their mind not to leave a tip before they touched the front door. I semi-politely tell them that it’s not exactly my problem and let them be. They finish their plates, and I take them away, leaving them the check. And then the request takeout boxes.
I stare blankly. I look at their empty table. “…what?”
Apparently they still weren’t grasping the whole “all you can eat” thing. I can only imagine they haven’t dined out in a few decades.
So, speaking slowly, and using small words, I explain that the salad bar was dine-in only. And they already had their share. And, as if it is somehow relevant, they explain that they didn’t have a chance to finish their salads before their dinner came out. I point out that it didn’t seem to hinder their eating. And if they would like to continue eating, we’re open for another 4 hours. The manager (who really was a nice guy, but would rather get the customers out the door as quietly as possible) intervenes, sensing my rising annoyance levels from across the dining room. He lets them have all the takeout boxes they’d like, including a couple of soup containers (pay attention, as this is important).
So, after 5 minutes of filling their boxes to the brim, they pay at the register. And the manager asks if they needed help with their boxes, which they rudely decline. And as one of them goes to open the door, the ill-balanced soup container teeters backwards and spills all over her shirt. Exasperated, she again declines help (and an offer of napkins/paper towels to clean up) and leaves in a huff, her companion right behind her.
And as they get in their car, the manager and I crack up.