There is a real estate agent here with the last name of Upthegrove
I met a woman once whose last name was Balogna. She married a Malarkey.
In my home town there was a woman name Laura Drinks.
Well, this one is kinda close to the OP. Back home in Hawaii, a few years back there was a Republican who was running for…Senate, I think, whose name was Orson Swindle. (He lost.)
Combine that with Noel and you definately have some problems to overcome.
Not quite what the OP meant but I used to work at a hospital and we had 2 Doctors that would cause double takes when they were paged.
Dr. Tepper, sounds a lot like the Soft Drink and Dr Bozoss came out as Dr Bozo.
The urologist who performed my husband’s vasectomy was Dr. Goodfriend.
I’d say it fits the OP!
I have three pretty good friends when the last names: Greedy, Crook, and Swindler. Now, it doesn’t describe their personalities at all, but I always thought they would make a great law firm.
When I was a young boy I had a babysitter whose name was Sally Cherry, she later married a man whose last name was Grove. I’m pretty sure she didn’t hyphenate the last names. 
Hey, one of my best friend’s last name is Upthegrove. He said it is a corruption of a Dutch word that means ‘gravedigger’, but I don’t know if that’s true or not.
Just a bit of trivia relating to that name. The driver of the car involved in the wreck that killed James Dean was … Donald Turnipseed!
I once knew a knock-out beautiful girl named Candy Kiss. She was very sweet and all us teenage boys wanted to kiss her! Never did, though! 