Worst Military Leader (game thread)

ooooooohhhh no you don’t! This is where it gets fun! :smiley: I think it would be great for people to make pitches/debates at this very hard point.

I’m thinking Santa Anna’s time may be at hand…but I am not very knowledgeable about Charles le Temeraire…how would he compare?

I’d like to have a breather to savor the Magnificent Ten before pulling a few more of them off of the island, thankyouverymuch.

If at all possible, and the votes permit it, I will give just one the hook in the next turn, leaving us with our Absolutely Worst Rock-Bottom Stinkeroo Gawdawful Ten before we proceed from there.

Arthur Percival - 2
Abdel Hakim Amer - 2
Charles Alexander of Lorraine - 1

Thinking of going with Ledlie, Santa Anna and Hood…but not sure yet.

Ok ok…I will vote after thinking about this again…

I agree only one should be voted off so we can savor the top 10. :slight_smile:

Ledlie - 2

Hood - 2 This one is tough but the South was in bad shape already. They may have been able to hold out until elections in the North and pulled something out…but that is not certain. So, reluctantly, I choose Hood.

Charles Alexander of Lorraine - 1 While bad, doesn’t seem to have had the huge implications of others.

I’ve changed my mind about Santa Anna…the map of the Western hemisphere could be hugely different if not for his blundering. I don’t think he deserves the award but I can’t put him above Charles Alexander at this time.

As for Amer…how the hell do you go to war with an extremely tough opponent with only half your army??? WTH? And then set up your forces stupidly…and then when Israel premptively attacks you screw up bad. Not #1…but my God…

I can’t go with Percival because I think he has a real shot at #1.

Ledlie -2

Let’s get rid of him - he doesn’t belong in the “top ten”.

Here’s what I posted about him in the Greatest Military Leader game thread ( where he had inexplicably been nominated ), very slightly modified:

*If we’re going to talk about “Greatest Military Leader” we should eliminate the antithesis of this title first and I’m afraid Charles the Bold actually counts as a genuinely bad general. His nickname le Temeraire more accurately translates to the the Reckless or the Rash and describes both his impulsive nature and his huge metaphorical cojones. While he was certainly aggressive and he can be credited in taking a keen interest in military affairs, creating as modern and balanced as army as existed in mid-15th century Europe, his command of it was pretty uniformly inept.

While still just Comte de Charolais he performed somewhat ineffectively at Montleheury, but convinced himself he had done magnificently on the strength of successful counter-charge against the balky right wing of the royalist army. Of course he lit out after retreating troops willy-nilly in a perfect example of cavalryman’s disease, leaving it to his more level-headed captains to wheel some of the Bugundian troops around against the royal center. In the end the battle was functionally a draw.

That was his peak as it were. At Grandson he abandoned a strong defensive position on an open plateau where his cavalry superiority could have been used effectively and where his position was anchored by the strong bastion of Grandson castle. Instead, overruling his own officers who advised otherwise, he marched his disorganized army in ragged masses streaming around both narrow ends of lake Neuchatel, straight into the maw of the Swiss heavy infantry where they were chopped to pieces. At Morat he decided for no discernible reason that the Swiss weren’t prepared to give battle and effectively ignored the threat of their larger army until he was under full assault, at which point he panicked and began issuing confused and contradictory orders while his army collapsed around him. At Nancy instead of withdrawing to rebuild or sue for peace, he for all intents and purposes committed military suicide, throwing the shattered remnants of his heavily outnumbered army into battle for no good reason other than pride and died on the field.*

He fancied himself a great commander, but he was really thoroughly mediocre. His overall battlefield record is pretty poor with the added little bonus of basically destroying a wealthy and somewhat viable emerging pre-state state in Burgundy.

Also his final battle at Nancy is perhaps the most idiotic engagement one could imagine - he really did have next to no chance to win and fighting it was mostly his choice. The Light Brigade probably had better odds. As a final gesture it was perhaps the perfect kiss-off to the Age of Chivalry as a doomed act of “bravery” that ended in a whimper.

As for votes…

James Ledlie - 2. Going to have to cogitate on the others.

Fine, I’ll go ahead and throw a couple more votes on the fire:

Zhao Kuo - 2 - all the info I have to go on is a couple Wikipedia pages, one reasonably well written and the other not so much; still, based on that, it looks like his major blunder (overaggression leading into a trap) was based on a direction chosen by his political leadership.

Hood - 1 - Seems to have been moderately successful at a lower level before being over-promoted.

Thanks Tamerlane. That is close to what my memory was about him.

OK, here we go:

Ledlie - 2 votes. Someone needs to be voted out of the crater
Zhao Kuo - 2 votes. If only because of a lack of information

new one for me:

Francisco Solano López -1 votes. OK, he started the war and the end of it was a total, utter disaster beyond the pale for Paraguay. But one of the turning points was a naval battle he had no control over (beyond arming them pretty well for the era). Eventually Lopez just kept coming up against stronger and stronger resistance and had to retreat. I cannot see any huge, utterly inept mistakes he made beyond starting the war (which was a doozy and why he is in the game so late) and some poor discipline choices when things fell apart. He just ended up biting off more than he could chew. I have to wonder what S.A. would be like had he succeeded, because his failure never seemed utterly certain.

Doesn’t matter since Crater James is going but
Percival - 2
Stopford - 2
Crater James - 1 just so I can feel like I belong

He’s already been eliminated, so you can use those two votes on someone else.

As for my selections this round, I’m sticking (albeit as the lone voice in the wilderness for now) with:

Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna – 2

and adding:

John Bell Hood – 2
Charles Alexander of Lorraine – 1

The results from Round 28 of voting:

James Ledlie - 11

John Bell Hood - 5
Arthur Percival, Zhao Kuo - 4 each
Charles Alexander of Lorraine - 3
Abdel Hakim Amer - 2
Francisco Solano López - 1

The boldfaced leader(s) above are eliminated. Ledlie was my last nominee remaining! That leaves our Top Ten Crapfest o’ Military Leaders:

Abdel Hakim Amer: Panicked, lost Sinai in 1967
Luigi Cadorna: Lost twelve consecutively; hated, cruel
Charles Alexander of Lorraine: Sustained career of incompetence
Charles le Temeraire: Rash rather than “Bold”
William George Keith Elphinstone: Lost an army in Afghanistan
John Bell Hood: Recklessly stupid, lost Atlanta, West
Francisco Solano López: Almost unmade Paraguay
Arthur Percival: Surrendered Singapore to Japan
Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna: “Napoleon of the West”? Ha!
Zhao Kuo: Became idiom for “bad general”

Eliminated:

Ulysses S. Grant
William T. Sherman
Pyrrhus of Epirus
Benedict Arnold
James II of England
Earl of Cardigan
Cloudesley Shovell
Douglas MacArthur
William Halsey
George A. Custer
Curtis LeMay
Lord Chelmsford
George Tryon
Geoffrey Spicer-Simson
Benjamin F. Butler
Xerxes I of Persia
Ernest J. King
Gaius Terentius Varro
John A. McClernand
Daniel Sickles
Christian de Castries
Maximilian von Prittwitz
Rodolfo Graziani
William Westmoreland
Crassus
William Calley
Carlo di Persano
Heinrich Himmler
William H. Winder
Ratko Mladić
Paul D. Harkins
Oreste Baratieri
Romanus IV of Byzantium
Varus
Hermann Goering
Zinovy Rozhestvensky
William Hull
George B. McClellan
Judson Kilpatrick
Thom Karremans
Ambrose Burnside
Gaius Claudius Glaber
Douglas Haig
Braxton Bragg
Duke of Buckingham
Maurice Gamelin
Horatio Gates
Manuel Fernandez Silvestre
Nicias
Tiberius Sempronius Longus
Frederick William Stopford
Napoleon III
Philip VI
James Ledlie

Same rules for the next round, which will end at noon EST on Mon. Jan. 31.

I thought it might be a good idea to have biographical snippets on our top 10 contenders. These are just bits gleaned from wikipedia, to get a bit of a handle on who these guys were and why they sucked - add details where appropriate.
Abdel Hakim Amer

Luigi Cadorna

Charles Alexander of Lorraine

Charles le Temeraire

William George Keith Elphinstone

John Bell Hood

Francisco Solano López

Arthur Percival

Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna

Zhao Kuo

Thanks, Malthus! Losers to a man.

I’ll repeat my picks from the last round:

Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna – 2
John Bell Hood – 2
Charles Alexander of Lorraine – 1

Zhao Kuo 2
John Bell Hood 2
Charles Alexander of Lorraine 1

Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna - 2
Charles Alexander of Lorraine - 2
John Bell Hood - 1

Zhao Kuo - 2 votes
Francisco Solano López - 2 votes
John Bell Hood - 1 vote

Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna - 2. Had at least some success earlier in his career. Not that great, but not a complete disaster.

John Bell Hood - 2. Decent junior officer.

Zhao Kuo - 1.

I’ll note that the ineptitude of poor Charles Alexander of Lorraine gets glossed over by wikipedia, which doesn’t have a very complete entry. He’s not #1 in my eyes, but he accomplished less than Santa Anna and never had the success Hood did as a junior commander. Zhao Kuo is getting a nod for semi-legendary status and being beaten ( if the stories can be believed ) by superior generalship.