I can’t believe I’m the first one to put in:
“I’m the bull, you’re the cow.”
From Godfather III
MARY
I love you cuz.
VINCENT
I love you too, cuz.
Unbelievable that a director as brilliant as Francis Ford Coppola could have foisted that scene on us.
The end of the first Matrix (“I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin…”). Blah.
And of course, the entire second and third Matrix: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/matrix_question_tot1.gif
“You had me at hello.”
I hate that line. Tom Cruise NEVER said “hello” to Rene Zellweger in the entire damn movie.
All of “Lost In Translation” had bad dialogue too.
And while I’m on Sofia Coppola:
bang bang bang
Mary, having been shot, says in lame voice: “Dad?” collapse
Puhleze.
Hold up the absolute WORST line in a movie is the line at the end of Titanic when the old lady is telling them that “a woman’s heart is like an ocean” or some kind of tripe about hearts and secrets. UGH!!! I hate that line!
One of the classics I’ve heard quoted in Stupid Movie Lines was “The dead look so terribly dead when they’re dead.”
I don’t remember what movie that came from. And I think I don’t care.
Bullshit. He says, “Hello, I’m looking for my wife.” While he may not have been talking to her - she hears him.
He never says “hello” before the “I’m looking for …” line but you can think that if it makes you feel better.
Yes he does.
http://www.allmoviescripts.com/scripts/785484173f44e6a507545.html
Why must you tear down such a great movie?
No, actually he does. Why don’t you watch the movie again? He says “Hello” in order to get the attention of the group. I can’t recall completely, but he might even say it twice. I know for sure he says it at least once, because I rewound it to double check.
My problem with the Jerry Maguire scene is different - it’s when Cruise says:
-“We live in a cynical world. A cynical, cynical world.”
That line is just… wrong. It’s too general, too close to social criticism. It distances the audience from a very intimate moment, and besides, it sounds like he’s making excuses. It’s a terrific scene, but that one line almost ruins it.
Sounds just like the lyrics to a that “I believe I can fly” song. (And it’s “retch”, BTW.)
Wasabee: the line in Kill Bill was intentional. Remember what is being riffed on here.
I don’t know…they’re basically the same movie :rolleyes:
Batman Forever:
“It’s the car–chicks dig the car.”
:rolleyes:
Alright- I apologize in advance for not knowing which Van Damme movie this comes from.
On the heels of Ahnuld’s “Hasta la vista, baby,” came Van Damme’s “Au revoir, motherfucker.”
That made me want to hire someone to punch Jean Claude for me.
It was intentionally eye-rolling and out of place in Vol. 1? I guess if you say so.
Still a terrible scene. It was like bad high school theater. No! Even worse, bad high school theater CLASS. “Okay in this scene you two are mad at eachother. But just jeep doing your business.”
In the “Wizard of Oz”, after Dorothy melts the Wicked Witch, she asks one of the guards if she can have her broom. And he answers “Yes. And take it with you.” What th’?
I haven’t seen the movie (thank god), but I saw a clip of a scene in Gigli where what’s-her-name seduces Ben Affleck by lying back, spreading her legs, and saying, “Gobble, gobble!”. How sexy.
Oogh…I need a “puking” smiley right about now.
Worst dialogue in any movie is anything that comes out of one-note Keanu Reeves’ mouth.