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I’m confused… Wales in in the County of England or is it the City of England?

Of course, everyone knows that County or City of (whichever the hell it is) England is in the northern part of Scotland (well, technically Lapland, I guess. But that’s more of a local place-name; mostly only the indigenous Bushmen* call it that).

I believe Scotland is next to Estonia, right? (Or maybe Eritrea. I often get the two confused because they border each other. It’s quite embarrassing that I mix them up really, as I commute daily to Asia and know the little island quite well!).

*Yes, I know. That’s a not very “PC” name. :rolleyes: Me a Culpa. A big, dumb, Culpa. I suppose I should more properly refer to them as the Arapaho or the Incas. But at least I have the geography correct, which is more than I can say for most folks!