Woud you pay to be alive?

[Asympotically_fat]

I would spend the money on beer and fags instead

[Mangetout]

@demian_travis

Mangetout, nope, cant get out of your bed. The freak accident also amputated your limbs.

Keep me alive long enough to let my next of kin know the necessary details to access my online banking, email accounts, etc, then switch me off.

[Idol_Springs]

@demian_travis

Let’s say you were on a freak accident. A chainsaw flew out of your hands and removed your lungs. Somehow, you ended up in hospital, breathing through machines. It is all cool and dandy, until they discover that they can’t find a lung for a transplant. You will have to pay a huge sum of money every month to keep the machines working. Paying to stay alive. What would you do?

I would scam them somehow into making them let me stay alive for free.

[Procrustus]

@Mangetout

Keep me alive long enough to let my next of kin know the necessary details to access my online banking, email accounts, etc, then switch me off.

This… Except after the Super Bowl.

[GusNSpot]

Depends on if it a Monday or not.

[Siam_Sam]

@Asympotically_fat

I would spend the money on beer and fags instead

Let’s leave gay sex out of the equation.

[pravnik]

@Siam_Sam

Let’s leave gay sex out of the equation.

Don’t fight the hypo, man.