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Numbers are in now. Thank you for running this.

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:+1:

You’re welcome. Thanks for fixing it.

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  1. Hell
  2. A note
  3. Pimple
  4. Swiss cheese
  5. Toaster
  6. Clock
  7. Phone
  8. Nuclear plant
  9. Fart
  10. Onion
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We’ve got 39 players so far.

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Very good questions!!

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  1. The DMV
  2. A joint
  3. A pimple
  4. Swiss cheese
  5. Silverware
  6. Water
  7. Phone
  8. In surgery
  9. Burp
  10. Lasagne
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  1. Jail
  2. A joint
  3. Balloon
  4. Sponge
  5. Money
  6. Water
  7. Phone
  8. Operating room
  9. Fart
  10. Cake
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  1. Hospital
  2. Covid
  3. Bubble wrap
  4. A Colander
  5. A toaster
  6. A nose
  7. Front page
  8. A tattoo parlor
  9. The sound of their head hitting the floor.
  10. A mille-feuille.
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I would just like to say I didn’t answer “joint” for #2 because I figured there was no way all these law-abiding Dopers would answer that. Yes, “Dopers” should have been a huge clue. /smack

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  1. Post Office
  2. Hot Potato
  3. Popcorn
  4. Swiss Cheese
  5. Toaster
  6. Water
  7. Door
  8. Doctor’s Office
  9. Sneeze (Ah-choo)
  10. Cake
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  1. Church
  2. A cold
  3. Balloon
  4. Swiss cheese
  5. Money
  6. Nose
  7. Phone
  8. Operating room
  9. Fart
  10. Cake
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  1. DMV
  2. virus
  3. balloon
  4. swiss cheese
  5. appliances
  6. cheetah
  7. phone
  8. surgery
  9. hiccup
  10. cake
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  1. Hospital
  2. Baby
  3. Knee
  4. Cheese
  5. Cash
  6. Nose
  7. Phone
  8. Dental office
  9. Sneeze
  10. Cake
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  1. jail
  2. joint
  3. balloon
  4. cheese
  5. money
  6. car
  7. door
  8. hospital
  9. sneeze
  10. cake
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I would just like to say that I did not answer “Joint” because I am an idiot and it did not occur to me, but of course that is the right answer. Sorry for the linguistic impairment. I should have thought longer about it, I got it wrong.
But what really gets me is that the right answer to the wedding gift seems to be “Toaster”. I mean, really? Is that so in the US of A? A toaster?!?!? That is fu%§ing hilarious.
ETA: Just came back home from a nice night out and had my nightcap of #2 (that is legal in Germany since the first of this month, so I think it is allowed that I write about it according to the rules in this board, yeah!) and the toaster has gotten even funnier.
I know, it is not so funny if you are not in my condition, but I wanted to add this nonetheless.

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  1. Sexual harassment training
  2. Retirement cards at work
  3. A balloon
  4. Swiss cheese
  5. Dishes/place settings
  6. Nylons/panty hose
  7. Hold the phone
  8. Operating room
  9. Hiccoughs
  10. Cakes
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You need the toaster to toast Poptarts after you’re toasted from the doobie.

My brain fart was I read the first question as “…place that’s full of people that I don’t want to be there”. Hence my answer “public restroom.” But maybe it still applies.

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Me don’t understand nothing. :confused:

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The game is already over, isn’t it?

There was a joke, decades ago, about getting multiple toasters as wedding presents.

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I am a crusty old man, and was recently obligated to get a very nice wedding gift for a very young person. For complicated and quite mean-spirited reasons I begrudge this, so my temptation was to give something expensive and technically appropriate but utterly useless, pissing them off because they’d no doubt rather have money. I was thinking a silver chafing dish, but really, a toaster would have been better. A super expensive one, hopefully one of hundreds they’d get and then have to sell on eBay.

(I’m more of a jerk in my head than in real life, so in fact I cut them a nice check.)