Would anyone like to play a Feud?

I count 48 out of 50 entries.

  1. Prison
  2. Joint
  3. Balloon
  4. Sponge
    5, Money
  5. Refrigerator
  6. Door
  7. O,R,
  8. Coughs
  9. Onions

I thought you got a toaster for coming out, not getting married.

:man_facepalming:

If you surprise everybody by marrying somebody of the same sex, does that mean you get two toasters?

That’s the trap of this game, trying to guess what everybody else would guess, when we’re spread all over the globe and cultures vary. I mean, those of us who answered “toaster” didn’t even consider saying “kitchen appliance” or something more generic.

A toast to my fellow basement dweller.

I don’t think people actually give toasters as wedding gifts anymore. It’s just an old cliche that dates back to when people got married at a young age and were moving out of their family homes and setting up a household after the wedding. So you bought them basic household essentials.

Nowadays, it’s far more common for a couple getting married to have already set up their home and have all those basic essentials. So you buy them some luxury good as a gift.

@StarvingButStrong is# 49. I’ll let it go a while longer.

I did say “joint” because it seems like there’s always some pothead Doper (heh) posting about it.

Strange how perceptions differ.

I vaguely remember comedy references to banks giving out toasters when you opened an account. I have no idea where or when that happened.

Sorry for the screwed up numbering. I have no idea how that happened. :frowning:

The concept of a toaster for a wedding gift is an embodiment of 1950s kitsch that’s about as outdated today as “Father Knows Best”/“Leave It To Beaver”/“I Love Lucy” reruns… which is why I thought ‘21st century’ and selected ‘Keurig machine’.

-“BB”-

In #5 you used a comma instead of a period. No biggie.

I will still score this today. Hopefully we’ll get one more player with this bump.

Thanks Rebo and bumping again in hopes of getting another player!

Something came up - I’ll have to do the scoring in the morning. Sorry guys!

One more, you say?

  1. Prison
  2. Joint
  3. Bubble wrap
  4. Swiss cheese
  5. Toaster
  6. Nose
  7. Pickles
  8. Hospital
  9. Sneeze
  10. Cake
  1. DMV (Dept of Motor Vehicles)
  2. Joint
  3. Zit
  4. Strainer/colander
  5. Toaster
  6. Dishwasher
  7. Mayo
  8. Operating room
  9. Fart
  10. Cake

Lol! I was going to add that in a separate joke post. Great minds and all…

I’m afraid my post was too late…

1. Name a place that’s filled with people that don’t want to be there.
1. Jail/Prison 22
1. Hospital 8
1. DMV 4
1. church 3
1. Courtroom 2
1. Doctor/Dentist’s office 2
1. Hell 2
1. School 2
1. Airport 1
1. Funeral 1
1. Post Office 1
1. Public restroom 1
1. Sexual harassment training 1
2. Name something that gets passed around.
2. Joint 27
2. Cold/COVID/virus 9
2. note 3
2. Buck/Money 2
2. collection plate 2
2. Rumor 2
2. Baby 1
2. hand-me-downs 1
2. Hot Potato 1
2. picture 1
2. Retirement card at work 1
3. Name something you’ve popped.
3. Balloon 26
3. pimple 13
3. Bubble wrap 8
3. popcorn 2
3. Knee 1
4. Name something that might be full of holes.
4. Cheese/Swiss cheese 34
4. Colander/Sieve 5
4. Sponge 4
4. Alibi 2
4. Movie plot 2
4. Golf course 1
4. Jeans 1
4. Wiffle ball 1
5. Name a popular wedding gift.
5. Money/Gift cards 15
**5. Toaster 15**
5. Dishware 5
5. Glassware 4
5. Silverware 3
5. Appliances 1
5. Candlesticks 1
5. Flowers 1
5. Keurig machine 1
5. Quilt 1
5. Towels 1
5. Waffle Iron 1
5. Wine 1
6. Other than feet, name something that runs.
6. Nose 25
6. River/Water 8
6. Refrigerator 5
6. Car/Motor 4
6. Hosiery 4
6. Cheetah 1
6. Clock 1
6. Mascara 1
6. Toilet 1
7. Fill in the blank: hold the ____.
7. Phone 20
7. Door 11
7. Line 9
7. Mayo 2
7. Onion 2
7. Beer 1
7. Elevator 1
7. Front page 1
7. Mustard 1
7. Pickles 1
7. Screwdriver 1
8. Name a place you would never want to hear someone say, “Oops!”
8. Operating room/Hospital 36
8. Airplane 3
8. Doctor’s Office 2
8. Nuclear Plant 2
8. Tattoo parlor 2
8. Barber 1
8. Biohazard Lab 1
8. Glass shop 1
8. hospital 1
8. pass 1
9. Name a noise that people can’t prevent themselves from making.
9. Fart 19
9. Sneeze 14
9. Cough 4
9. Burp 3
9. Hiccup 3
9. Borborygmus 1
9. gasp 1
9. Head hitting floor 1
9. Heartbeat 1
9. Hum 1
9. Oops! 1
9. Scream 1
10. Name something with layers.
10. Cake 31
10. Onion 9
10. Lasagna 5
10. Clothing 1
10. Dip 1
10. Henhouse (award) 1
10. Mille-feuille 1
10. Ogre 1

And the winner is …drumroll… Hoopy_Frood!! Woo-hoo! :throws confetti: Good job! They got 8/10 right. Well done!

Thanks for playing, everyone. I’m sorry you didn’t make it in, @needscoffee . I should have posted in the alert thread earlier, I just forgot it existed! It’s been a while since I’ve run one of these. :upside_down_face: I’ll try not to to wait so long for the next one.

1. Hoopy_Frood 478
2. peedin 436
3. OldGuy 434
4. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 424
5. Bayaker 418
6. llikewise 416
7. SpoilerVirgin 412
8. kayaker 410
9. Dead_Cat 396
10. SCAdian 392
11. Thudlow_Boink 388
12. BigT 386
13. Baker 380
14. colinfred 374
15. Little_Nemo 370
15. Sparky812 370
17. gkster 368
18. rebo 358
19. silenus 352
20. kenobi_65 350
20. knoodler 350
22. dirtball 348
23. SmartAleq 344
24. Mr._Greenjeans 340
25. Buck_Godot 336
26. Ike_Witt 334
27. Happy Lendervedder 330
28. Rhodes 326
29. Prof. Pepperwinkle 318
29. Yllaria 318
29. StarvingButStrong 318
32. Fretful_Porpentine 316
33. Intergalactic_Gladiator 314
33. Si_Amigo 314
35. Dr.Winston_OBoogie 312
35. Jas09 312
35. What_Exit 312
38. Oly 310
39. Bicycle_Bill 306
39. Briny_Deep 306
41. De_La_Rue 302
42. Mean_Mr.Mustard 298
43. Pardel-Lux 260
44. DCnDC 258
45. SunUp 250
46. Knowed_Out 234
46. Maus_Magill 234
48. not_what_you_d_expect 218
49. Chronos 164
50. pjd 144