I count 48 out of 50 entries.
- Prison
- Joint
- Balloon
- Sponge
5, Money - Refrigerator
- Door
- O,R,
- Coughs
- Onions
I thought you got a toaster for coming out, not getting married.
If you surprise everybody by marrying somebody of the same sex, does that mean you get two toasters?
That’s the trap of this game, trying to guess what everybody else would guess, when we’re spread all over the globe and cultures vary. I mean, those of us who answered “toaster” didn’t even consider saying “kitchen appliance” or something more generic.
A toast to my fellow basement dweller.
I don’t think people actually give toasters as wedding gifts anymore. It’s just an old cliche that dates back to when people got married at a young age and were moving out of their family homes and setting up a household after the wedding. So you bought them basic household essentials.
Nowadays, it’s far more common for a couple getting married to have already set up their home and have all those basic essentials. So you buy them some luxury good as a gift.
@StarvingButStrong is# 49. I’ll let it go a while longer.
I did say “joint” because it seems like there’s always some pothead Doper (heh) posting about it.
Strange how perceptions differ.
I vaguely remember comedy references to banks giving out toasters when you opened an account. I have no idea where or when that happened.
Sorry for the screwed up numbering. I have no idea how that happened.
The concept of a toaster for a wedding gift is an embodiment of 1950s kitsch that’s about as outdated today as “Father Knows Best”/“Leave It To Beaver”/“I Love Lucy” reruns… which is why I thought ‘21st century’ and selected ‘Keurig machine’.
-“BB”-
In #5 you used a comma instead of a period. No biggie.
I will still score this today. Hopefully we’ll get one more player with this bump.
Something came up - I’ll have to do the scoring in the morning. Sorry guys!
One more, you say?
- Prison
- Joint
- Bubble wrap
- Swiss cheese
- Toaster
- Nose
- Pickles
- Hospital
- Sneeze
- Cake
- DMV (Dept of Motor Vehicles)
- Joint
- Zit
- Strainer/colander
- Toaster
- Dishwasher
- Mayo
- Operating room
- Fart
- Cake

Henhouse
Lol! I was going to add that in a separate joke post. Great minds and all…
I’m afraid my post was too late…
1. Name a place that’s filled with people that don’t want to be there. | |
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1. Jail/Prison | 22 |
1. Hospital | 8 |
1. DMV | 4 |
1. church | 3 |
1. Courtroom | 2 |
1. Doctor/Dentist’s office | 2 |
1. Hell | 2 |
1. School | 2 |
1. Airport | 1 |
1. Funeral | 1 |
1. Post Office | 1 |
1. Public restroom | 1 |
1. Sexual harassment training | 1 |
2. Name something that gets passed around. | |
2. Joint | 27 |
2. Cold/COVID/virus | 9 |
2. note | 3 |
2. Buck/Money | 2 |
2. collection plate | 2 |
2. Rumor | 2 |
2. Baby | 1 |
2. hand-me-downs | 1 |
2. Hot Potato | 1 |
2. picture | 1 |
2. Retirement card at work | 1 |
3. Name something you’ve popped. | |
3. Balloon | 26 |
3. pimple | 13 |
3. Bubble wrap | 8 |
3. popcorn | 2 |
3. Knee | 1 |
4. Name something that might be full of holes. | |
4. Cheese/Swiss cheese | 34 |
4. Colander/Sieve | 5 |
4. Sponge | 4 |
4. Alibi | 2 |
4. Movie plot | 2 |
4. Golf course | 1 |
4. Jeans | 1 |
4. Wiffle ball | 1 |
5. Name a popular wedding gift. | |
5. Money/Gift cards | 15 |
**5. Toaster | 15** |
5. Dishware | 5 |
5. Glassware | 4 |
5. Silverware | 3 |
5. Appliances | 1 |
5. Candlesticks | 1 |
5. Flowers | 1 |
5. Keurig machine | 1 |
5. Quilt | 1 |
5. Towels | 1 |
5. Waffle Iron | 1 |
5. Wine | 1 |
6. Other than feet, name something that runs. | |
6. Nose | 25 |
6. River/Water | 8 |
6. Refrigerator | 5 |
6. Car/Motor | 4 |
6. Hosiery | 4 |
6. Cheetah | 1 |
6. Clock | 1 |
6. Mascara | 1 |
6. Toilet | 1 |
7. Fill in the blank: hold the ____. | |
7. Phone | 20 |
7. Door | 11 |
7. Line | 9 |
7. Mayo | 2 |
7. Onion | 2 |
7. Beer | 1 |
7. Elevator | 1 |
7. Front page | 1 |
7. Mustard | 1 |
7. Pickles | 1 |
7. Screwdriver | 1 |
8. Name a place you would never want to hear someone say, “Oops!” | |
8. Operating room/Hospital | 36 |
8. Airplane | 3 |
8. Doctor’s Office | 2 |
8. Nuclear Plant | 2 |
8. Tattoo parlor | 2 |
8. Barber | 1 |
8. Biohazard Lab | 1 |
8. Glass shop | 1 |
8. hospital | 1 |
8. pass | 1 |
9. Name a noise that people can’t prevent themselves from making. | |
9. Fart | 19 |
9. Sneeze | 14 |
9. Cough | 4 |
9. Burp | 3 |
9. Hiccup | 3 |
9. Borborygmus | 1 |
9. gasp | 1 |
9. Head hitting floor | 1 |
9. Heartbeat | 1 |
9. Hum | 1 |
9. Oops! | 1 |
9. Scream | 1 |
10. Name something with layers. | |
10. Cake | 31 |
10. Onion | 9 |
10. Lasagna | 5 |
10. Clothing | 1 |
10. Dip | 1 |
10. Henhouse (award) | 1 |
10. Mille-feuille | 1 |
10. Ogre | 1 |
And the winner is …drumroll… Hoopy_Frood!! Woo-hoo! :throws confetti: Good job! They got 8/10 right. Well done!
Thanks for playing, everyone. I’m sorry you didn’t make it in, @needscoffee . I should have posted in the alert thread earlier, I just forgot it existed! It’s been a while since I’ve run one of these. I’ll try not to to wait so long for the next one.
1. | Hoopy_Frood | 478 |
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2. | peedin | 436 |
3. | OldGuy | 434 |
4. | ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness | 424 |
5. | Bayaker | 418 |
6. | llikewise | 416 |
7. | SpoilerVirgin | 412 |
8. | kayaker | 410 |
9. | Dead_Cat | 396 |
10. | SCAdian | 392 |
11. | Thudlow_Boink | 388 |
12. | BigT | 386 |
13. | Baker | 380 |
14. | colinfred | 374 |
15. | Little_Nemo | 370 |
15. | Sparky812 | 370 |
17. | gkster | 368 |
18. | rebo | 358 |
19. | silenus | 352 |
20. | kenobi_65 | 350 |
20. | knoodler | 350 |
22. | dirtball | 348 |
23. | SmartAleq | 344 |
24. | Mr._Greenjeans | 340 |
25. | Buck_Godot | 336 |
26. | Ike_Witt | 334 |
27. | Happy Lendervedder | 330 |
28. | Rhodes | 326 |
29. | Prof. Pepperwinkle | 318 |
29. | Yllaria | 318 |
29. | StarvingButStrong | 318 |
32. | Fretful_Porpentine | 316 |
33. | Intergalactic_Gladiator | 314 |
33. | Si_Amigo | 314 |
35. | Dr.Winston_OBoogie | 312 |
35. | Jas09 | 312 |
35. | What_Exit | 312 |
38. | Oly | 310 |
39. | Bicycle_Bill | 306 |
39. | Briny_Deep | 306 |
41. | De_La_Rue | 302 |
42. | Mean_Mr.Mustard | 298 |
43. | Pardel-Lux | 260 |
44. | DCnDC | 258 |
45. | SunUp | 250 |
46. | Knowed_Out | 234 |
46. | Maus_Magill | 234 |
48. | not_what_you_d_expect | 218 |
49. | Chronos | 164 |
50. | pjd | 144 |