I suspect that if local law enforcement, for some reason, knew that you were keeping track of the president’s travel plans, and had looked into book tickets for sites along that itinerary, perhaps had been overheard by co-workers saying positive thing about Leon Czolgasz, John Hinkley and Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme, then your little joke wouldn’t seem funny.
Or if you were nicknamed “Squeaky,” because you gotta figure the pressure of being called “Squeaky” would drive a person to something.
For those of you who haven’t been shooting, lately, it’s not at all uncommon for targets to feature sexy models (actual photographs of women) or cartoonish bad buys. The simple black and white humanoid silhouette you see in movies is not the beginning and end of targets.