I’m coming into the home stretch of a 12 hour shift, which means I lost my mind about 3 hours ago. I was watching Christine last night, that fun little Stephen King movie about the really bitchin’ tricked out psychotic Chevy, and I got to wondering what would happen if you took parts of Christine completely off the car and put them somewhere else. She regenerates every time she gets damaged, after all; if I had that car sitting in my driveway right now, would I be able to sell parts off of her on eBay? “Grow your own rear-wheel drive serial killer! Simply place the U-joint on your driveway and crank up the Chuck Berry, and in no time you’ll have a pimped-out ride to die for!”
It would be cool to have a parking lot full of evil PMSing jealous cars to do my bidding.