It’s to impress a girl… can anyone help me out?
http://translate.google.com/translate_t
Hopefully, that’s the Google page with a fill-in-the-blank type thing.
It may not be perfect, but it should work.
I tried one of the electronic translators, but from what little italian I do know, I can tell it’s pretty far off.
Just curious…was it Google?
Yep, I can do it for you. My email’s available if you don’t want to post it here. Don’t go with the e-translators, they really don’t work that well.
Salem, you are a saint… thank you my friend… email has been dispatched.
Email sent back. Actually two. One to say I’d do it tomorrow cause I was signing off and then one with the translation cause the Italian Catholic guilt got to me. You’re trying to impress an Italian girl, how could I not? 
Good luck! And let us know how it turns out!
I just want to publicly thank you again, Salem. That was really nice of you. I’m definitely going to score some points with this one.
I could help too, but the Italian I speak is mostly a Sicilian dialect, which might enrage her and kill any chance you ever had. Cursed Northerners