Pope OnaRope.
Hear he cleans up nicely.
RoboPope! The first Papal cyborg!
Given the Church’s views on homosexuality, and vow of celibacy aside, whoever they choose will undoubtedly be the Straight Pope.
Let’s all play “Find the Pope in the Pizza” - it’s been a long time.
Hep-hep! Now you’re cookin’ with gas!
Well, if we’re choosing by name –
Cardinal Urri would smell nice.
" " Arazzi photographs well.
" " Injay dresses snappy.
" " Eale has a thousand and one uses, and a money-back guarantee.
" " A’Dom is delicious with chutney.
" " Towdt is probably too tired.
" " Euliszt is a man of the people.
" " Ulate is in step with Catholic doctrine on birth control.
" " Eithessalor always eats his spinach.
" " Appadz can gain the attention of the internet generation.
I seem to recall a childhood jingle that started soemthing like:
“Pepsi-Cola, drink a lot, …”, I was trying to remake it into a schoolyard rhyme about a pope who drinks a lot, but all I can find is the original 1940 jingle, and it wasn’t it.
“Pepsi-Cola hits the spot/Twelve full ounces that’s a lot/Twice as much for a nickel, too/Pepsi-Cola is the drink for you.”
Damn. You beat me to it!! That’s my favorite Pope pun.
Stop it! No more puns! I beg you! laughing too hard 
Cardinal Pypants would be my choice, but then you knew that already.
Heh. Expecting Eve to be serious. Yeah, right.
We just need to find a Cardinal Eel. He wouldn’t be the best, but man, the Vatican would be tricked out with some kick-ass gadgets…
Damn you and your quick-draw puns. I shall have my vengeanze.
After dinner.
Ooh, look! Shiny! wanders off
Maybe that Death Jr. guy could be elected Pope.
Pope Death.
If that Pope was born 85 years ago, he’d be 1920’s style Pope Death Rays.
Joe K:
Anyone considered Cardinal Enfresch-Doboi?
Things Go Better with Pope, but Pope Scola is the Choice of a New Generation. Or maybe that’s a New Veneration.
sorry, i was in a bad mood yesterday, and the Catholic guilt has set in since that post.
Stop! I can’t take it anymore!
And if the Pope was cryogenically frozen, he’d be a Popesical!