Would you drink donkey semen for $50,000?

I also hope it’s not like some bars, where if you order a Fat Tire, they ask if you want it “draft (draught) or bottle?” Because I think this is one case where I definitely would not prefer draft.

I almost yakked just looking at the picture.

And what do you do if one of the other contestants grew up in the mid-west and made a few ‘movies’ to help pay for college? You just know that there is somebody out there thinking I did that for $500, I’d kill to do for the chance at $50,000.

Those look like pitchers, not glasses. Buying a round for everyone?
NFW.

It makes you think what challenges that Fear Factor does not use.

Collection of Donkey Semen sample?

Using no hands?

Yeah, what makes me suspicious is the sheer amount they have in the pitcher. I sort of hope no one here knows for sure how much ejaculate comes out of a donkey.

Maybe they found the Peter North of donkeys. :smiley:

Imagine the stench of that belch after guzzling that whole pitcher down…

I would definitely be up for this, but only if the stuff comes straight from the source.

Interesting point. How would you know that the crew wasn’t topping off the mug back stage?

Indeed. And what about freshness? Surely it’d be hours old, probably sitting at room temperature, or worse, chilled, before the contest. Everyone knows that semen deteriorates quickly once it has been… collected. Only the freshest for me, please!

I would need to spend some time with the donkey first.

I found the winner.

Yes, well, there’s a reason I went to college.

…and the bubble!

I’ll take “Donkey Semen” for $50,000, Alex.

Don’t call it a bullshit show. They’ll get ideas.

There’s lots of things I’d be willing to try to consume for $50,000 - the problem is that I know myself and I know what I’m capable of. I have a very sensitive and delicate gag reflex which is highly responsive to the mere idea of what something is, whether it actually tastes bad or not. And the idea of drinking semen of any kind in large quantity out of a container (vs. a small amount directly from a penis I am fond of, something I’ve done many times and joyfully so) would have me retching before it ever came close to my face. I could never GET it down, much less KEEP it down.

Same goes for pretty much everything I’ve ever seen them present for consumption on that show. I’d be barfing just watching other contestants do it. In one memorable case I’d be barfing AND screaming: the cave spiders. Holy shit.

So I’d pass just to spare myself the horror of the attempt, knowing I’d never succeed.

How good looking is the donkey?

To hell with charity, I’m not guzzling donkey chowder to feed Ethiopia. They can drink their own damn donkey chowder, solve their hunger problem without my involvement.

…the Aristocrats!

you gotta eat it raw though right? are you allowed to pan fry it?

I have consume raw eggs before.

My point.

An chicken egg is a product of hen’s reproductive system.

Donkey Semen is a product of male reproductive system.

Most people drink fluid that comes of cows mammary glands (or a goat).

As disgusting as it sounds to consume donkey semen (and it is), many people consume things that are similar, every day. but they don’t sound disgusting, because it is the norm.

Humans are also phylogenetically closer to a donkey than a chicken (or other birds), so it’s ickier. The only male reproductive fluids I have heard of being consumed by humans are fish semen, and I suppose pollen.