I think this boils down to a textural argument. I see what you are saying from a “natural” standpoint. Raw egg whites/eggs and semen are likely very similar in a textural context.
But knowing is half the battle. Hell, its ALL the battle…to keep it down.
You are so wrong, and they are paying for the privilege.
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Depressing thought- there are people who will do this, and my high school girlfriend wouldn’t even swallow *my *jizz. If she’s one of the contestants I’m going to be really upset!
Just make sure to tell me first that it’s a delicacy in <insert obscure place here>
“…consumed by non-idiotic yuppie humans…”
I’d do it for a million. Maybe a bit less, but 50K won’t cut it.
And now that I think about it, the fact that it’s animal semen and not a person’s - actually makes it a bit less disgusting for me. Perhaps it’s because we tend to consume animal products like eggs and cheese so we’re used to the idea.
It’s still gross, of course, so yeah - a million.