Would you eat another guy’s mustache?

[Ambivalid]

“Would you eat a mouthful of someone else’s facial hair?”
Or…
“Would you encourage propagation of manufactured outrage on internet message boards?”

[EastUmpqua]

@Ulfreida

No, it really is a gender-specific thread. Otherwise it would be titled,

“Guys: would you eat another man’s mustache?”

Imagine if it was aimed at women. “Women: would you eat a mustache?”

The assumption by many men on this board is that men are the default audience and that any women should just adapt to that fact, is extremely noticeable, more than any discussion board I have ever spent any time on, including ones pertaining to male-dominated hobbies. Perhaps there is a free-wheeling cigars and brandy attitude on the Dope which makes some men forget that they are not the only ones in the room.

Thank you Ulfreida for bringing awareness to all the guys on this thread.

[EastUmpqua]

@Aspidistra

(I guess I should ask… how exactly DID moustache-eater manage to choke the thing down?)

They mixed it with whipped cream. I was eating breakfast and watching Sports Center when that came on. The rest of my breakfast ended up in the garbage can.

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

@Ulfreida

No, it really is a gender-specific thread…

OK. It is a gender-specific thread.

So what?
mmm

[Guinastasia]

@Ulfreida

Yeah, it may seem stupid to you, but it is a continual thing on this board to assume that everyone reading your post is a man. If you are a man, you wouldn’t notice it, of course.

Seriously? How many threads have we had about periods, bras, menopause, childbirth, etc?

Call me crazy, but I’m guessing the default audience there aren’t men. :dubious:

[Darren_Garrison]

If the bet has no limitations on how you eat it, I’d have no issue if it was packed into a series of gelatin capsules, swollowed with a drink like a normal medicine capsule. (Sort of the Puke Host method.)

[Nava]

@Chronos

OK, you specified two ways to title it which are gender-specific, neither of which is the phrasing of the actual title. Now how would you title it so it wasn’t gender-specific? While maintaining the distinction that nobody could eat their own moustache, of course.

Would you eat someone else’s moustache?

Would you French kiss someone who’s not your SO? (<— if the “eating” didn’t happen to be literal, as it was in this case; this one also works when the someone is female and has no visible 'stache).

[Gatopescado]

@Two_Many_Cats

Um, women can grow mustaches too.

Word.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@Mean_Mr.Mustard

OK. It is a gender-specific thread.

So what?
mmm

Agreed.

All threads should be old white male-centric all the time as that is the only opinion that matters to old white males.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[octopus]

@Darren_Garrison

If the bet has no limitations on how you eat it, I’d have no issue if it was packed into a series of gelatin capsules, swollowed with a drink like a normal medicine capsule. (Sort of the Puke Host method.)

In “germy” form like the beard chew toy from Portlandia. Otherwise the experience isn’t authentic.

'Germy' (ft. Mitchell Hurwitz & Natasha Lyonne) | Portlandia | IFC

[WOOKINPANUB]

I have nothing to say regarding any chauvinistic undertones but just reading the title makes me giggle.

Then this made me make a snorting sound that I tried to cover up by pretending to blow my nose:

HMS Irruncible Is the mustache pre-shaved or do we have to gnaw it off the lip?

Hard pass either way, but it might make a difference to someone.

:p:p

What a weird and hilarious stunt. It reminds me of the far more disgusting bit they do on the local radio station where one of the hosts makes “feetuccine” by using one of those foot egg things to scrape the dead skin of his feet and sprinkling it over pasta (then challenges a listener to eat it :eek: )