BTW if you’re a regular dog walker and live in a windy place (like uh, the Windy City) a neoprene mask like this is a game changer. The nose hole keeps your glasses from fogging up! It’s amazing how nice it is to walk and not have a cold face.
Oh and being a Browns fan - no. I don’t mind sitting at home watching that slop from my warm couch but I sure as heck am not going to go watch my team get embarrassed in the cold.