would you have left your kids alone with michael jackson?

Good god, no. I wouldn’t even let myself alone with him – and I’m not his type.

Never

Sure. My kids are all girls. They would be perfectly safe.

God, no. I’m far from convinced that he ever came anywhere near molesting a child, but like AskNott said, we’re talking five-star, gold-plated, card-carrying weirdo here. The guy had no clue about appropriate behaviour, boundaries or responsibility. Why would I leave my kid with someone like that?

$$$$$$$$

My guess, anyways, as to why some people did just that.

I’m not sure. Michael took the title away from Dennis Rodman. Rodman is a bit less strange these days. Glenn Beck seems to be actively campaigning for the distinction. There could be someone stranger than him, but I don’t know who it would be.

This. I don’t have to know him personally to comprehend how dysfunctional he was based on his interviews. His life was a 24/7 Peter Pan fantasy complete with amusement park. Take away the money that insulated him and he would have been living in a rubber room.

If I had kids, I’d rather leave them alone with hungry wolves.